If you could have any superpower, would you have:

Superspeed?
Superstrength?
Invisibility?
Teleportation!?

It's so much harder to pick a dumb one. Like, the Shoveller. Who came up with that?! It's genius!

Should I have:

Blurry vision?
The ability to transfer lint from one location to another?
To speak in reverse? (not quite stupid enough)

or...

HMM.