There's maybe a way i can tell you
'Cos with everyday things continue
To get more compromised,
So who will fantasise
A new generation politicised

When things are done in our own name
Are we as much to blame?
Now it's become clear to me,
But only lately
And the ground is removed underneath

Shout it from the brink,
You're louder than you think

21st century kid, you're surrounded by illusion and confusion,
So maybe if you're holding out for the truth now,
Could it be the greatest weapon?
Could it be the greatest weapon?
Your weapon

Nothing is certain except a memory
And that's soon washed away by a low sea
Now sit yourself down my one
And see what you become,
Ignoring a smouldering gun

The white dove's flown
D'ya think we're on our own?

21st century kid, you're surrounded by illusion and confusion.
So maybe if you're holding out for the truth now,
Could it be the greatest weapon?
21st century kid, you're surrounded by illusion and confusion.
So maybe if you're holding out for the truth now,
Could it be the greatest weapon?
Could it be the greatest weapon?
Your weapon

Okay, so compassionate consideration didn't exactly do what I expected it to do... the test I sat for CS230 was now rendered useless lol - instead of 60% 40%, the allocation is now 80% exam, 20% internal. I'm not sure which is better, I'm not sure if I still get plussage... lol. Well, at least I got a A- in the test so I kinda know at least some of the stuff ARGH

ARGH UNIVERSITY YOU ARE SO GODDAMN POINTLESS

Maybe I can set up a company where I just type up shit for people at $20 an hour or some sort of lump. I'll do it for you. Yes, you. And then, I don't have to go to Uni. I only like the CS papers anyway and I can type (relatively) fast.

*sigh* It's just money, and yet...

http://www.ocremix.org/remix/OCR01460/

Yes, the guitar bass and violin is played by the same guy >.>

West Wave aquatic centre, not too bad.
Lifeguards >:)
I got paid to stand around for the whole day today, lol.
k.

If you want me to stop doing something, you don't want to approach me at hourly intervals, rub my back, make irrelevant statements and leave.

Just shoot me HAHAH THATS A TV SHOW HAHHA

Vietnamese Dinner.

Man, I cannot believe my dad paid someone $15 an hour to move all my stuff around into "tidy piles" (which basically means along the walls and corners of the rooms -_-)

Sonny and I had our pictures taken today. For some random pamphlet thing, lol yay

YEAH! i came home to FFXI expansion pack yay. I didnt think they would ship it until Monday o_O but they have.

um. work? today we made pizzas. with scone base. um. it was decent.

bye.

Tonight, I cooked dinner. That involved reheating curry from a crazy aunt (or something), cooking 3 cups of rice (I put too much water) and trying a new dish.

Diced chicken, mushroom and onion in a peanut and honey sauce.

Unfortunately, I used way too much peanut butter and didn't reduce the sauce with nearly enough water, so it wasn't as nice as it could have been.

Otherwise it was ok ok bye

Today I got paid $20 to watch Harry Potter: Goblet of Fire.

Also, to watch Cheaper By The Dozen 2. so cheesy and cliche, it'd be like having a perfectly yellow rounded cheese with holes. -_-

Just saw Saw. Rather clever I say. Reminded me of Crimson Room. (google it.)

But I find it implausible that characters suddenly remember stuff from their amnesiac states from teh beginning of the movie.

Observations from a bus ride home:

Arunim threw up. LOL.
Dumb bitch didn't know where she was going.
Cute Asians! >:)

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Family Guy flashback: Black to the Future: LOL.

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Most ridiculous test for CS225. I got my marks back for my CS230 test, 80.3 recurring...which I believe is *just* an A. I am not looking forward to my 225 marks, they will be low. No way in hell was I going to be able to come up with an answer for everything in an hour :\

Did you know, that in the info commons, if you bring along a portable hard disk, it will not let you create or write files into the drive itself unless you are sending to a subfolder?

file to E:\ ===> NO BAD DOG

file to E:\infocommons\sucks\thebiscuit\ ===> YES PLZ

I cannot think of why they decided to set these permissions.

The St. Patricks School is situated right next to a graveyard. A quaint reminder for fans of underage drinking?

ITS AWSEEOEMEM IT ONLY HAD 2 QUESTIONS LOLOLOL AND ITS AS ACCURATE AS well you decide

the Romantic
Test finished!
you chose BY - your Enneagram type is FOUR.

"I am unique"

Romantics have sensitive feelings and are warm and perceptive.

How to Get Along with Me

* Give me plenty of compliments. They mean a lot to me.
* Be a supportive friend or partner. Help me to learn to love and value myself.
* Respect me for my special gifts of intuition and vision.
* Though I don't always want to be cheered up when I'm feeling melancholy, I sometimes like to have someone lighten me up a little.
* Don't tell me I'm too sensitive or that I'm overreacting!

What I Like About Being a Four

* my ability to find meaning in life and to experience feeling at a deep level
* my ability to establish warm connections with people
* admiring what is noble, truthful, and beautiful in life
* my creativity, intuition, and sense of humor
* being unique and being seen as unique by others
* having aesthetic sensibilities
* being able to easily pick up the feelings of people around me

What's Hard About Being a Four

* experiencing dark moods of emptiness and despair
* feelings of self-hatred and shame; believing I don't deserve to be loved
* feeling guilty when I disappoint people
* feeling hurt or attacked when someone misundertands me
* expecting too much from myself and life
* fearing being abandoned
* obsessing over resentments
* longing for what I don't have

Fours as Children Often

* have active imaginations: play creatively alone or organize playmates in original game s
* are very sensitive
* feel that they don't fit in
* believe they are missing something that other people have
* attach themselves to idealized teachers, heroes, artists, etc.
* become antiauthoritarian or rebellious when criticized or not understood
* feel lonely or abandoned (perhaps as a result of a death or their parents' divorce)

Fours as Parents

* help their children become who they really are
* support their children's creativity and originality
* are good at helping their children get in touch with their feelings
* are sometimes overly critical or overly protective
* are usually very good with children if not too self-absorbed

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I haven't found "the deep meaning in life". Sorry. Just goes to show that TWO QUESTIONS DOES NOT EQUATE TO A LIFETIME OF PERSONALITY ADJUSTMENTS woot woot stupid ennenenennegram.

Client number 397 880 868
7 April 2006

Henry Chong



Dear Henry

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Within the next seven working days, StudyLink will pay $3,000.00 to your education provider. This sum will go towards your study fees for this year.

If you've already paid your fees from your Student Loan, we'll still pay this amount to your education provider, and they'll refund the sum back to us. We'll then credit your Student Loan account with that sum.

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In summary: I am $3,000 richer.

the Comic

(42% dark, 38% spontaneous, 63% vulgar)

your humor style:
VULGAR | COMPLEX | LIGHT

Yours is the most versatile and also the most popular kind of humor. You'll crack a joke about just about anything, but you're not mean-spirited or intimidating, so you can get away with it--even when, for example, you bust on Mexicans.

You appreciate a good dirty joke as much as next person, but, over all, you've got a brainier approach to humor than most. Now just go out there and write up a routine; it's likely you'd be good at it.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Dave Chappelle - Rodney Dangerfield

Yesterday, my watch randomly stopped working at noon. It just stopped, exactly at noon. Freaky! But it turns out a simple battery replacement will do. Actually, two batteries. Which is why it cost me $21.00...Went to um the Auckland Watch company or something along those lines, it was just a small corner shop off a side-alley-thing on Queen St. All three people I asked about watch battery replacements today told me about the "place near Wendy's" so I found it. Quaint little shop really, with lots of old antiquey looking stuff on the walls. Their clientelé would probably be:

a) students
b) tourists
c) old people looking to repair old clocks

The guy was like, voltage testing batteries and stuff though so at least it looked like it was professionally done or something. This watch was given to me by my mum so I guess in that light $21.00 is still worth it.

Signed up for Online banking. They asked me the freaking randomest "security questions", like who the other beneficiary of my account was (I don't have a clue, I guessed my mum...I think they were referring to my term deposit of 10,000 with my dad.)...and who my Banking Rep was or something. A whole bunch of questions I really wasn't prepared to answer...but I got it done anyway. HAY DENNIS IS IT FRE?E?

I transfered $1000 from my Goal Saver to my current and I'm planning to move that to RaboPlus. I can only do this once a month otherwise it actually costs me money. I found out I actually have two grand+ in my goal saver a bit too late...gotta wait until next month -_-"

I got $400 for marking my last assignment for CS101?! Or at least that's what I believe that payment was for. Crazy...it just says UoA Salary. $400 for the easiest code marking ever. Woozah.

I feel good and accomplished. Today, I talked to people I know (which means I am not a recluse), got shit done (like online banking registration which I was supposed to have done like, months ago - this means I can now transfer money to like Sonny or Dennis or whatever if I owe them) and, blah. Stupid Assignments over the holidays. STUPID PEOPLE WHO ASK FOR ASSIGNMENTS OVER THE HOLIDAYS YOU'D BETTER NEVER LET ME FIND YOU

ToAU - 20th April.

Laboratory now. Good bye, good luck for all your tests!

Stolen from Kuura. Har har.


The Laws of Anime

By no means all-inclusive and sometimes not even remotely instructive, the following is an enumerated list of semi-empirical islands in an ocean of conjecture. It is my hope that you find them worth a good chuckle. Have Fun and enjoy. McCracken________________________________________

#1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
The laws of physics do not always apply. They can change at random and with out warning.

#2 - Law of Differentiated Gravitation
Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.
First Corollary If the airborne entity exceeds an altitude equal or greater than three times the height of the entity, gravity is decreased by an inverse coefficient relative to the upward momentum and mass/weight

#3 - Law of Non-Atmospheric Sonic Amplification
In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

#4 - Law of Constant Thrust
In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

#5 - Law of Mechanical Mobility
The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

#6 - Law of Temporal Variability
Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

#7 - Law of Dramatic Emphasis
Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

#8 - Law of Inherent Combustibility
Everything explodes. Everything.

-First Corollary
Anything that explodes bulges first.

-Second Corollary
Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

#9 - Law of Energetic Emission
There is always an energy build up before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustibility.

#10 - Law of Neo-Tokyo Omni Destruction
If Tokyo is ever destroyed it will be rebuilt and destroyed again.

#11 - Law of Photostatic Emission
Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

#12 - Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
The destructive potential of any object/organism is inversely proportional to its size.

-First Corollary -
Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also known as the “A-Ko Phenomenon.”

#13 - Law of Munitions Inexhaustibility
No one *EVER* runs out of ammunition. That is, of course, unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

#14 - Law of Inverse Accuracy
The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Storm trooper Effect)

#15 – Law of Protagonistic Wound Reception
Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvers.

#16 – Law of Overwhelming Antagonistic Formations
Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.

#17 - Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
Minmei is a bimbo.

#18 - Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, at roughly 450psi.

#19 - Law of Antagonistic Militant Unreliability
Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.

#20- Law of Tactical Unreliability
Tactical geniuses rarely display actions that merit their position

#21 - Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
People never notice the little things.... Like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

#22 - Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
Children are smarter than adults.

#23 - Law of Antagonistic American-thropomorphism
The really nasty 'Bad Guys' are always skinny Americans.

#24 - Law of Americanthropomorphistic Intellectual Inferiority
The stupid 'Good Guys' are always big Americans.

-First Corollary
The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect)

-Second Corollary
The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.

#25 - Law of Mandible Proportionality
The size of a person's mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking.

#26 - Law of Feline Mutation
Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably be female, possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation, and wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

#27 - Law of Conservation of Firepower
Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single use will invariably be reserved and used only as a last resort.

#28 - Law of Technological User-Benevolence
The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

#29 - Law of Melee Luminescence
Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is blue for 'good guys' and red for 'bad guys'. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

#30 - Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

#31 - Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability
Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.

#32 - Law of Follicle Electrostatic Placement
Hair attracts electricity in abundance, resulting in two outcomes. A positive charge begets the spikes-flying-everywhere-behind-me look. A negative charge begets the hair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look.

-First Corollary
The hair of a male hero will always coalesce into thick strands that drape his face in a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, the elements, etc.

#33 - Law of Atmospheric Chromic Diversity
The Sky can be any color of the viewable spectrum.

#34 - Law of Topological Aerodynamics
*ANY* shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic.

#35 - Law of Probable Attire
Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow.

-First Corollary
All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.

-Second Corollary
Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.

-Third Corollary
No sort of clothing, whether it be a leather body suit or full body armor will in no way encumber its wearer.

#36 - Law of Quintuple Agglutination
Also called "The Five-man Rule", when "Good Guys" group together, it will be in groups of five. The five basic positions are, which are the Hero/leader, His Girlfriend, His Rival/Best Friend, a hulking Brute, and the Kid/Genius

#37 - Law of Extra Dimensional Capacitance
All anime characters have an extra dimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment's notice.

-First Corollary
The most common item stored, for females, is a heavy mallet, which can be used with unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

#38 - Law of Minimum Corneal Volume:
Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of the face's total surface area. More so if the case is a blonde woman.

#39 - Law of Hydrostatic Emission
Eyes contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head.

#40 - Law of Venerable Comedic Interpose
Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald, wise, dirty old man.

#41 - Law of Active Female Attraction
A male character's attractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active he peruses them.

#42 – Law of the Hidden Persona
Any person who wishes his/her identity to remain secret will invariably succeed regardless of, or lack there-of, actual Disguise

-First Corollary
The difficulty of recognizing the individual is inversely proportional to the complexity of the disguise

#43 - The Law of Inverse Training Time
A person who has been training for 30 years is never as good as someone who has been training for 1 month.

#44 - Law of the Rushing Background Effect
Whenever something dramatic occurs, a survival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directly and immediately important to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. Due to the increase in brain activity and adrenaline levels in the blood stream, the scene is played out in slow motion.

#45 - The Law of Instant Recuperative Measures
Whenever a character is injured in a non-lethal way, from a non-lethal combatant Band-Aids will always instantly appear on the wounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion) these bandages will then disappear by the characters next screenshot.

#46 - Law of Universal Edge Defense
Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to a hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-looking sword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender so that the edge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing the halves to go flying harmlessly past the defender.

#47 - Law of Celestial Lighting Factor
At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can summon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him to cause a dramatic silhouette.

#48 – Law of The Next Season
No Matter how many times you have saved the planet/universe, there will always be another villain to replace the one you just defeated

#49 - The Law of Necromantic Power Increase
The hero will invariably not have the power to defeat the enemy in the first battle and thus will succumb to defeat or death. From this defeat the hero will receive insight and an exponential increase in power that will make him far stronger than the enemy. (This is known as the Sayian Affect). The Power increase will invariably be surpassed by the next opponent

#50 - The Law of Courteous Manifestation of Energy
Any character can spend an entire episode charging their energy for an attack and have no adverse action be taken by their opponent.

#51 - The Law of Ki Blasts
The time it takes a character to learn an attack is inversely proportional to its power

-First Corollary
The size of a blast is directly proportional to the time it takes to perform it.

-Second Corollary
The first time a character performs a “Ki” attack it can take several Minuets to gather the proper energy, but ever subsequent time it can released instantly

#52 - The Law of Dramatic Stare-Downs
Anytime the hero is entering a major fight with the villain, they will stare at each other for at least two episodes.

#53 - The Law of Exponential Damage Attraction Increase
Big bulky guys are exponentially more likely to be harmed for the sake of the girl or for the sake of the greater cause than anyone else

#54 - Law of Non-Repercussive Damage
Any damage dealt by a fighter-type character will not adversely affect him or his equipment (i.e., the character in question will be able to cut through stone or steel without damaging his sword, be able to punch through solid walls without injuring his knuckles, wrist or arm, and be able to administer several head-butts in quick succession with no ill effects, the latter of which being known as the "Kibagami Jubei Effect").

#55 - The Law of Universal Linguistics
No matter where anyone is they always speak the same language as the native people.

#56 – Law of Syllabic Destructiveness
The More syllables in the name of the attack is directly proportional to how impressive the attack looks and how much damage it causes

-First Corollary
Any Attack over 10 syllables will normally be unstoppable/undefeatable or guaranteed to hit/kill.

#57 – Law of Ultimate Attacks
Any attack that is specified as “The Ultimate Attack” can not be overcome by any means, no matter how obvious the weak points. If anyone discerns the weak point, a suitable “second stage” is then produced making the attack even better.

#58 – Law of The Universal Greeting
“Bah weep granah weep ninni bong”. It works every time.

Information and artistic inspiration for these laws was borrowed, some in full context, from these locations:

http://www.abcb.com/laws/
http://www.tapanime.com/fun/animelaws.html

Flash - Ah - Saviour of the universe
Flash - Ah - He'll save ev'ry one of us
Seemingly there is no reason for these
Extraordinary intergalactical upsets (ha ha ha)
What's happening Flash?
Only Dr Hans Zarkov formerly at N A S A
Has provided any explanation
Flash - Ah - He's a miracle
This mornings unprecedented solar eclipse
Is no cause for alarm
Flash - Ah - King of the impossible
He's for ev'ry one of us
Stand for ev'ry one of us
He'll save with a mighty hand
Ev'ry man ev'ry woman ev'ry child
With a mighty Flash
General Kaka Flash Gordon approaching
What do you mean Flash Gordon approaching?
Open fire all weapons
Dispatch war rocket Ajax to bring back his body

Flash - Ah
Gordon's alive
Flash - Ah - He'll save ev'ry one of us
Just a man with a man's courage
He knows nothing but a man
But he can never fail
No one but the pure in heart
May find the golden grail oh oh oh oh
Flash Flash I love you
But we only have fourteen hours to save the Earth

Flash

Had a good bus ride home today. Only took 40 mins. Handed in CS and music assignments.

The bus driver was speedy as! If i was old and weak etc i would have hated it but because I'm a young thrillseeking person (lol) it was very cool. I swear he got to 100 down the pakuranga highway lol

And he also checked stages! Don't throw away those ticket stubs~

http://forevergeek.com/open_source/make_firefox_faster.php

Don't have a clue whether it works or not.

Just watched V for Vendetta.

SPOILERS (highlight only when you have seen the movie)
When the little girl in the V mask gets shot it's so sad...
The V idea multiplied. Haha, kinda like a virus. Great visual image :o
I personally think he has a lot of really kool artsy hey lines. Or maybe it is just his alluring voice.

Similar to Equilibrium (crazy fighting, totalitarian oppression government based upon fear, rebellion) except 92,123,842 times better. Surprised at the lack of action, more of a thinky exercise. This movie can come close to The Matrix, except maybe even better in the case where you can't make rubbish sequels out of it. V died. Neo didn't.

I obviously do not have to say "this is just my opinion", because this is my blog, and I can say whatever I damn well feel like saying.

Under the Steve and Dennis Film Rating and Classifications Guide, V for Vendetta gets: A

Here is the chorus from a song called Girls and Boys by Blur. Yes, this is the same band that did Song 2.

Girls who are boys
Who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like they’re girls
Who do girls like they’re boys
Always should be someone you really love

The Drinking Horn is really sad.

Jason Feuerstien is in like, half the pictures.

The Drinking Horn involves senseless acts of nudity and projectile vomit.

How puerile.

NAUGHTY PRINCE HARRY

HOW DARE YOU VISIT A LAP-DANCE PLACE OR WHATEVER

DONT YOU KNOW YOU ARE ROYALTY

YOU SHOULD SIT AT HOME AND SIP TEA WITH YOUR PINKY OUT

I DONT CARE IF YOU THINK YOU ARE A YOUNG RAVING TEENAGER

I DONT CARE IF OTHER STRANGE OLD MEN FROM ALL OVER THE PLACE GET TO ENJOY THE PLEASURES OF LAP-DANCE PARLOURS

YOU ARE NOBLE SO YOU CAN'T

I TELL YOU.

NEXT TIME YOU DO IT I SHALL BE VERY ANGRY AT YOU

AND ALL THE NEWSPAPERS WILL MAKE IT A HEADLINE


------KING CHARLES

Wheelchair rugby is actually a sport.

IM SORRY RAYMOND it must have looked like we stole stuff but I can promise you we didn't. I will explain fully tomorrow.

IM SORRY DENNIS I didnt have my mobile on me so I only got your txt that you and Ajita would be late when I got back home.

IM SORRY CHERYL for being mean to you all through dinner. You can say tomato however you like.

IM SORRY KATHERINE for making you second guess your decision to buy deoderant.

IM SORRY ANT because your name is shared with an insect har har

Today for lunch, I had a ham and lettuce sandwich, with buttered sesame bread and a honey mustard dressing, with a cup of juice and some cheesecake.

The delicious (but messy) shepherd's pie has been finished. We have some strange savoury cake thing now.

There are carrots in the fridge.

In a few minutes, I will have a shower. This involves getting naked, because I don't like wetting my clothes unless they are in the washing machine. I am going to use the random Dove shampoo, which contains urea which is present in your urine.

And then, I might decide to use the red Egyptian Cotton towel to dry myself. I am not very good at drying my hair. The red towel likes to molt and leave strands of fabric over my face.

It is 1:28pm.

I still miss you. I hope everything is nice and warm and comforting.

http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/faceRecognitionFlash.php?s=1&u=g0&lang=EN&temp=66f16344ysz3ms02&server=Server9&database=1&startYear=1800&endYear=2005

LOL.

For those of you who were too lazy (haha which should be everyone)

The video below basically is of the following thing that happened:

World of Warcraft. Some person died in real life. They had a on-line funeral within World of Warcraft. To be respectful everyone attending the funeral is unarmed, and only wearing black robes. A bunch of guys come along, crash the funeral and kill everyone.

SURREAL SUBTEXT OMG

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7667194685876573666&q=Warcraft+funeral

Sad, hilarious, and depressing ALL AT THE SAME TIME.

Haters guide to Supermarkets (Craccum #4): GOLD.

I know know how to solve linear homogeneous recurrence relations with constant coefficients.

My life is complete.

Dove Revitalizing Shampoo contains Urea. This compound is also present in your urine.

Okay so maybe I got it wrong, $25 per exam. Tests are free.

Counsellors are a weird bunch. It must be hard if you've been desensitised to stuff, to have to fake sympathy. Or something. How do you really know anyway. I sat still and said nothing, and neither did she.

It looks like I only have two tests though, one of which is multiple choice AND true or false. OH SNAP. The other one is hellishly hard and I'm gonna screw over so bad, considering I'm looking at the Assignment right now and being confused.

Also, Fiona (for Music 200, Harmony and Analysis) marks like a devil. I handed it in yesterday and got it back today. I got A-.

o_O

+ I saw a rather large monitor in a recycling bin.
+ I saw Cherry and Dickson (and yes, business as usual.)

You know that thing you do with people walking the opposite direction to you where you both spaz out? Yeah, I was involved in one today, only that the other person was on a bike and I managed to make them fall off their bike.

I also felt really independant and powarful until my foot caught on a bit of concrete and I almost fell over.

I'm sure you know what I'm talking about.

Compassionate Consideration is expensive -_- $25 per paper.

:( I don't know why but it just seems rude to be annoyed at having to wake up a little earlier and spending a little time for someone you really liked, and not see the stupidity of plate-destruction.

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MCSO CONECERT. Not too bad, random band KICK (who apparently perform at Sky city if i remember the posters along the bus route home back properly) (they are a cover band that would explain all the covers) and the MCSO play together, not too bad, non...surprise of the night was the reperformance of Twist and Shout when the conductor plays WITH the drummer and they duo a solo. If that made sense. Well, maybe you had to see it to believe it.

And then met this person called John and then went to Rios and the counter guy was a dick, it was rather funny standing there listening to him swear in Taiwanese and Mandarin whilst I imagine he thought I was oblivious. Non.

Anyway. This is rambly and wasting time so I will stop now, thanks guys (you know who you are)

Did you know the word Guy comes from Guy Fawkes? Bet you didn't.

Here is a picture of Dragonfruit.