NAUGHTY PRINCE HARRY

HOW DARE YOU VISIT A LAP-DANCE PLACE OR WHATEVER

DONT YOU KNOW YOU ARE ROYALTY

YOU SHOULD SIT AT HOME AND SIP TEA WITH YOUR PINKY OUT

I DONT CARE IF YOU THINK YOU ARE A YOUNG RAVING TEENAGER

I DONT CARE IF OTHER STRANGE OLD MEN FROM ALL OVER THE PLACE GET TO ENJOY THE PLEASURES OF LAP-DANCE PARLOURS

YOU ARE NOBLE SO YOU CAN'T

I TELL YOU.

NEXT TIME YOU DO IT I SHALL BE VERY ANGRY AT YOU

AND ALL THE NEWSPAPERS WILL MAKE IT A HEADLINE


------KING CHARLES