Thursday, December 07, 2006

Alright, alright.

Pretend I have a position of responsibility. However, I don't do anything towards this job - I'm off doing other things all the time like partying and throwing stones at old ladies. On occasion, I come into the office and steal office stationery. And I also siphon company money on a daily basis to my personal account.

HEY THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE I KNOW

Seriously. How can you honestly believe yourself? I've already explained this like a gazillion times but here it is again:

IF you are not home, you should not get highest priority on the home internet. Simple as that. You are not at home to not make a mess; FINE. But you are not at home to help, why should you get to plonk your stupid downloads on the line 24/7? What was the last thing you did for this household? A half-arsed vacuum which even you knew you didn't do properly, in an attempt to justify your return home for something OTHER than your downloads.

Wow. Will you look at that? You're gone already, again.

Sure. I use a lot of the internet to play FFXI. Yeah, it's not the greatest of things to do. But I'm sure you don't want me to put online what you download. I think we know who would win that battle of moral right...

I don't turn it off to spite you, I turn it off because you do not help enough to justify 24/7 downloading. And everytime before I turn it back on, it's like you have this magic sensor that brings you back home for the sole purpose of checking your downloads, asking everyone in the house who turned off your downloads, leaving a few angry messages or two, and then leaving, before I return home from work/buying stuff/wake up/sleep routine (yes, i turn them back on SO OFTEN that I actually lump making sure that your downloads, ridiculous as they are, are on before i go to bed) to turn them back on.

I guess it's a catch 22. You're a prat whether you're gone or not. On the grand scale of brothers, you're pretty low. And you have to ask why people don't like you...

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