There is a job for an "Effluent Lab Technician" on SJS. XD

Reasons why you should watch "The Butterfly Effect":

It has child porn.
It has people being stabbed in the groin.
It has exploding mailboxes, and dying babies.
It has self-strangulation.
It has attempted suicide, but failure due to lack of ability.

There's something in it for everybody!

Ahem.