These were my new year's resolutions in 2004:

1. Study really hard for 7th Form.
2. Get a girlfriend.
3. Be so totally awesome and cool that people will shatter into ice cubes if they can't handle the cool.
4. Eat healthy and stay healthy.

In my eyes:

I've managed to hold one true.
Two are irrelevant.
One I'm still working on.

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Which is which?

You decide.