Rapping vs. Raping.

The following was posted on a message board:

"Yeah, we do battle raping at my school, everyone forms a circle in the toilets while two people rape. The teachers claim it is very voilent and have tried to stop it. I've been raping for about two years now. At first I was really tight, but my style is different these days. First time I ever raped, I got all choked up, but after a while you just learn to spit."

XD

DICK SHIT SUCKS

MY COMPUTER DOESNT WORK WITHOUT THE BOOT DISC STILL

MY COMPUTER RESTARTS RANDOMLY STILL

oh man im gonna have to ask my dad for a new computer now. ;_; i dont want to spend money!!

ITS THE WEEKEND

I finished my Art Photography! I am inhuman! I am impossible! I have done three terms worth of work in a week!

...yes. I am also crazy.

I hope Sonny managed to finish. He seemed really stressed out.

I got presented with Talent Quest certificates today, for winning singing-group and bands. It was exciting. I got immunisations today. My left arm is totally dead.

And okay I got a call from DSE (Dick Smith Electronics) and some Indian guy left a message on my mobile saying "your computer is fixed come pick it up". Obviously that got me all excited and all...but then when I got there the guy who handed it back to me gave me this sheet that basically said "we didnt' fix your computer". That made me angry. Why did some fucker call me and get my hopes up then? The "Technician's Report" states that there's a faulty ram chip and that it's non DSE. I don't see how that makes my computer unable to turn on at random intervals. It also says I have Windows 98 installed, and that I don't have a Windows folder. Correct me if I'm wrong, but...if I had Windows 98 installed wouldn't I have a Windows folder? Anyway - I don't even own Windows 98. What, the fuck? It goes on to say that it isn't covered under warranty because only XP is covered under warranty etc, so in other words, the Technicians Report said: "Fuck you we didn't fix your computer." At least they didn't charge me. I wouldn't have paid for them to ship it back to me saying that it was broken anyway. Their suggestion on the report was to "reinstall Windows 98". I DONT OWN IT YOU STUPID FUCKERS

Dick Smith Electronics shall now henceforth be known as "Dick Shit Elephant Cock". I shall never buy a computer from there again, the $200 extra my mum spent on a warranty was basically useless. Here's a hint, general public. DONT BUY ANYTHING FROM DICK SHIT ELEPHANT COCK. THEY SUCK. I HATE THE SERVICE CHANNEL. It doesn't help that they wouldn't give me the administrator password initially so that I could reformat my entire computer, or that they didn't pick up the phone when I called them...or that they called me and told me they fixed it. Fuck you, arsehole technician.

Luckily Richard reformatted it somehow (by messing around with the Cmos or some other technical crap) and it seems to be in a workable state at the moment. I'm still gonna see if I can get my dad to bring round a laptop for me.

For winning Talent Quest I picked up Stylus and William Hung's CDs. William Hung sucks so bad that he should go teach Dyson how to make vacuum cleaners. I was quite disappointed that I didn't get Yellowcard but Sarah Jayne said she'd make a copy of it for me so yeah, I'm all good.

OneUpStudios sent me a contract. Hurrah.

Hopefully I can reinstall-update FFXI today. Maybe it'll work. Maybe not.

Okay, I am so incredibly tired. Like, I went to school and pretty much for the entire day did NOTHING BUT PHOTOGRAPHY just so that I could get it finished! And I think I've done it! From one board to four...in a week...that's....unprecendented. It's crazy. It's insane. And most of all, it's possible.

I still need to do some artist model research stuff but hey it's doable.

This Indian guy left a message on my mobile (apparently he was quite bemused by my "leave a message" message...) - which said that I could go and pick up my computer from DSE Pakuranga! HURRAH! Hopefully it's in good working shape.

That way I can play FFXI after the exams. After.

After.

I really need to like, get a calender, and work out where all my exams are etc.

Things I have not done:

Permission slip for tomorrow.
I owe Emma (the lifesaver) $4 for the two pieces of big photography paper I bought today.
I need money for photography tomorrow.
My photography coursework is due this Friday.
Not having a computer sucks. IT FUCKING SUCKS I HATE IT. I want my own one back. I want to be able to go online to research whenever I want, not at 11pm at night when I'm incredibly tired.
I'm so gonna fail and worst of all nobody seems to care.

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Anyway. Watched Carmen yesterday, an Opera by a Frenchman (?) Georges Bizet, who married his cousin. It was actually really cool, there was an actual orchestra pit (like, you couldn't see them because they were physically in a pit. Way cool) and the opera really wasn't what I was expecting it to be like. I imagined some drag fat lady singing her face off to some bladiblah orchestral music but there was ACTUALLY an engaging storyline! And there were sets and costumes and funny French accents and singing in a Spanish context...it reminded me of the school production except more professional and, in French.

So it was really good. I also had three donuts pre-show, and they were good too.

I'm poor.

I went to work today. It was good. I'm tired. The stupid blogger window won't load up. I CANT POST THIS.

I HATE YOU I FUCKING HATE YOU YOU FUCKING CUNT

when I get my computer back

I am so setting up woosh

and im gonna be an eclectic selfish fuck and use it all for myself

why not

id pay for it

i hate this current situation

no computer
no sleep

assignment/coursework due

borrowed computer shitty internet

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Also, I submitted one of my pieces from my Composition Portfolio I'm working on this year into the Auckland Philharmonic Orchestra's Young Composer's Compeition. It would be wicked if I won. $500 is well worth winning...but even just being one of the six finalists will be worth it because I'll get to hear my composition actually played by a REAL orchestra. Hurray!

Tomorrow is meningitis jabs.

Fuck.

I'm really sleepy. I haven't brushed my teeth. I really can't be bothered but I know I have to.
So when I wake tomorrow I'll have to remember to get some money and also get a permission slip set up for a trip that's already been.

Much love to, uh, lovetown. (Damn, work heard about my Saturday exploits. Damn you Nicole :P)

Bah. Okay, due to the law of balance, since yesterday was a great night, today was a very bad day.

It's sad, it's very sad. There goes my Final Fantasy XI (but I suppose that's a blessing in disguise, that's a horrible horribly addictive piece of software)...and I got punched a couple of times. But how dare he hurt my mum.

Fuck. Fuck you.

I hope you understand now why the hate is justified.

Hrm.

I don't want to go back to school....

Went to Ellen's birthday party last night. It was great fun. Let's just say there was a cooler full of free stuff. Some of the stuff was liquid. I drank the liquid. I had a good time.

Here is my formal apology to everybody I may have inadvertently offended last night.

But it was great! Even though I didn't know anyone to begin with, that magical drink does...well, wonders. Why has nobody ever told me before...

Yes.

I also, IN SOME STRANGE AND BIZZARE TWIST OF COINCIDENTAL FATE, saw Nicola from work (yes Sonny, Nicola) and Gavin Stewart who used to be in my class in primary school like AGES go and I still remember his face kinda and his name. I would have clicked better if I wasn't off my face. Nicola says she's gonna tell everybody at work. ^^"

I don't want to go to school.

While sitting in tuition being hammered by RLC phasor diagrams and the like, I was thinking. I've been affected by my Asian origin recently, once at the Auckland Uni Open day by some freaky old man promoting Theology as a Bachelor degree (baha sorry, I can't help laughing at that) and another time at the dairy while I tried to buy a bottle of Orange and Mandarin G Force while on my lunch break from work. Even though I made it really obvious that I would rather prefer to speak English they (old man and indian dairy owner) continued to try and converse in broken Chinese (ni hao, xie xie)...which kind of irritates me. Just because I look Asian doesn't mean you have to do that for me when I express that I'd rather it not happen. It's nice for people fresh off the boat/airplane but kind of annoys me.

I don't really know why to be honest.

Maybe I should have been born white. It's that age old "I don't belong anywhere" conundrum.

Hurrah! Work is over. I'm always really glad to finish work, but then I kinda don't want it to end too cause it is a lot of fun and it means back to school. Watched Shark Tale today, really good I thought as I went in with absolutely no preconcieved notions about it.

Hurray for the kids.

Ellen I still haven't gotten you a pressie o_O

Work is good cause its a feel good job - it's a good feeling to know that you've made a couple of kids happier for the day (rather than just yourself)

School is coming up. I hate.

Okay. What, the hell. This sucks at the moment. Not only does my dad have Tetanus, which induces muscle spasm and toxins that cause lockjaw...but I came home today and found my mum collapsed on the couch in quite a lot of pain, apparently from her digestive system.

;_;

Anyway, I haven't blogged for a bit cause I haven't done much, I've just been working. To balance out the horribly sad news above I met a really cool kid from Australia called Jordan today. I gave him my clay car that we made cause it was his last day. That was his excuse anyway. Speaking of cars, my supervisor at work is...

dammit my mum just moaned again.

-_-

My supervisor at work is the New Zealand women's champion in Drift racing or something....she's got a really mean car. Like, crazy mean. The engine just looks incredible...I don't know anything about cars but it looks like something out of Fast and Furious or something. Which just goes to show there's a lot of things you don't know about the people you think you know a lot of things about. (Yeah okay I just made that up)

Tomorrows' the last day of work. Due to my computerlessness I haven't done much of the list I said I was gonna do over the holidays. FFXI is horribly addictive. And Ellen I haven't got your present yet ;_;

Yeah.

I hate life at the moment.

I get beaten up at work, nobody listens to me, and when I come home the computer's fucked and I realised I've wasted all that time on FFXI just to have to wait FUCKING LONGER

I HATE WAITING

-_-

o_O It's still updating.

I was hopin to play this morning but Richard's computer died last night.

Gar.

Okay. Two things:

1. I brought my computer in to DSE for them to get serviced. It was still under warranty so hopefully they'll do it free.

2. While I was there I bought FFXI.

My thoughts on it? Hrm. Well, I haven't even managed to get into the actual game yet. It does look spiffy though...monthly charges are very steep but...hrm. 56k is definitely the minimum cause any slower and I think I'd be dead before it finishes uploading. Only 6 hours left...-_-

William wasn't very happy that I bought it, even though I reassured him that homework takes priority over FFXI and if he wants to do homework then I won't be able to play FFXI.

Yes.

Oh, the anticipation. I won't be able to play it today due to the six hours not being left over in the day but I'll be lookin forward to it tomorrow if I can squeeze some in.

Okay, here is an email conversation with my daddy.

----Original Message Follows----
From: "muichun chong" <cdrmendu@hotmail.com>
To: darketernal_13@hotmail.com, kniteowl_55699@hotmail.com, the_next_willennium@hotmail.com
Subject: tell mum and everybody at home ( 47a)


papa's lock jaw reattack...recurrent after 3 days of slight improvement..showing spores( should be alot) of Tetanus is hiding in the body.

Very like, the bacteria soon become resistance to antibiotics( some, hopefully)

If any accident ( such as death) happen to papa, continue your study, work hard, and plan steadily..

From: "Henry Chong" <darketernal_13@hotmail.com>
To: cdrmendu@hotmail.com
Subject: RE: tell mum and everybody at home ( 47a)
Date: Sat, 25 Sep 2004 14:18:56 +1200


Papa, I think you should take a break from work and get some hospital care for it....I hope you get better soon...


___BLAK OMEN___

From : muichun chong Sent : Saturday, 25 September 2004 5:30:59 p.m. To : darketernal_13@hotmail.com Subject : RE: tell mum and everybody at home ( 47a)

Thanks, Now about 70% chance to recover completely. By next week, with proper antibiotics and no other complication, it should be 80 % chance to heal. So far sick with spasm of muscles for 2 weeks, jaw problem for a few days. 4th dose Toxoid injection done. Hospitalization will be arranged serious spasm causing breathing or eating( jaw locked) difficulty. Just take care and hope there is no unusual heart arrhythmia ( nerve induce heart beat problem). BP, ok nfor the last 2 weeks. Local muscles sweating and spasm and local muscle temperature raised ( since last week). By next 2 to 3 weeks then situation will be known. Major factor is my body resistance. We will build up our body resistance in the future. Bye From pap p/s Tell mum and kokos the above action taken

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;_;

Isn't it ironic that TLA is itself, a TLA (three letter acronym)?

Why isn't phonetic spelt the way it sounds?

Why are you reading my blog?

www.anzbash.tk

Two very cool websites for you:

http://www.emotioneric.com/
http://songstowearpantsto.com/

Also, I just downloaded and installed Firefox as an alternative to my very screwed up IE. Oh, it's so much better. The mouse gesture add-on is freakin fantastic too.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?

A: Depends on how hard you throw them.


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Okay, to balance happy with sad, my dad managed to slice open an artery in his arm while operating on himself to remove a splinter of wood that gave him Tetanus. ;_;

Now listening to: Claudine by Maksim the Piano Player

Fucking fantastic song. I love it. I love it to pieces, just like I love potatoes.

Just thought someone would care.

(I'm bored)

Hello dear readers.

I love holidays. It gives me time to myself. Just myself. I know, that's really selfish of me but I'm only human.

I've had lots of time to think. About lots of things...about me...about you (yes you), about broccoli, about the importance of time (yes, I've already started to feel time just stretch out but disappear at the same time)...about the importance of family, about how much of a dick Richard can be (excuse the pun) but then realising he's not that bad but then still hating him irrationally anyway...about grass...about rain....

I've got a lot of work to do in the holidays! Things I had planned to do were:

+ Get Ellen a birthday present. Must go find T-shirt, iron on transfer...and an iron......
+ Do my Photography - at least my second board.
+ Do all this music schoolwork. (I worked on my orchestral composition a bit, but it's still far from finished)
+ Rearrange The Belmont Chill for Matthew Cooper.
+ Write another song together with Tomo for FFOF

I also plan to rewrite a song's lyrics for FFOF.

Oh, life is good at the moment.

My computer is still as shitty as ever. It's gonna end up dead pretty soon, I'm gonna have to go find an external hard-drive and buy a computer. I'm thinking of a laptop actually, cause they're portable and that's really handy. I'm also looking into getting Woosh these holidays. But my bank account is looking bleaker and bleaker every day - it's like ever since I bought the iPod, I unconsciously stopped my saving habits. Damn you Eftpos and convenience.

Meh.