Okay, so today I went to the toilet as you do at uni right, and WHAT THE HELL.

You manage to get past minimum requirements in NCEA or Bursary or Cambridge or whatever. You can count, you're literate.

So if you can do that...WHAT THE HELL IS WITH MISSING THE TOILET BOWL?!

and I'm not talking about liquid waste either...

Do you really need help to align your butt with the large gaping hole that is the toilet? If so, you need something other than higher education my friend, you need a brain.

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Recently downloaded:

Tchaikovsky 1812 Overture, Pathetique
Samuel Barber's Agnus Dei (choral version of his Adagio)
Rufus Wainwright - He Ain't Heavy (He's My Brother)

The three artists above have something in common. I leave it for you to discover.

Also, Black Eyed Peas - Don't Lie, and

Tori Amos - 97 Bonnie and Clyde. This is a cover of an Eminem song. It's really rather creepy when she sings it. Or rather, recites the words. Or whatever.

Man.

Creepy.

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The road is long
With many a winding turn
That leads us to who knows where
Who knows when
But I'm strong
Strong enough to carry him
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.

So on we go
His welfare is of my concern
No burden is he to bear
We'll get there
For I know
He would not encumber me

If I'm laden at all
I'm laden with sadness
That everyone's heart
Isn't filled with the gladness
Of love for one another.

It's a long, long road
From which there is no return
While we're on the way to there
Why not share
And the load
Doesn't weigh me down at all
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.

He's my brother
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.