If I'm correct, the aim of mowing your lawn is to make it look better. To force all the poor blades of grass and other miscellena to conform to your false standard of unified height, etc etc

Anyway. My mum was trying to mow the lawn at 8pm last night. -_- I convinced her to stop so that I'd do it today.

I didn't think it was possible for a lawn to look worse after mowing, but it seems I managed very well...went from green to black o_O

I think our water mains is leaking.

The ground around it is always muddy.

And also, don't try to mow lawns that are wet if you have a lousy electric lawnmower like we do. I almost mowed the cable too. Hmm. That would have been, uh, exciting.