Alright, seriously.

First she asks me to arrange a Britney Spears song for her for some piano competition by July 16th or something right...okay, only slightly strange. And then it's some bullshit song I've never heard before called..."ever something o-r rather bla bla" and then she tells me to download it.

And then I say no.

And then I tell her to email me an mp3.

And then she says "i dont have an mp3 of it. would you like me to send you the song?"

It turns out she has an mp3.

And now she is trying to figure out how to attach a file to an email with hotmail.

...maybe she won't notice if I make it utter crap.