Ants are fuckin stupid. Incredibly stupid. Why the hell do they want to fall into juice?! Sure it's sweet and sugary and probably totally awesome for your queen, but, dammit you stupid insects, all you're doing is drowning in our apple juice. At least take it back. If you're gonna die, die somewhere else.

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Hell's Pizza is rather scrumptious, The Office has ridiculously great subtle humour, I am awake at 6:30?!?!

It is. Friday. Or. Saturday?

Saturday.