Here's more info. http://www.auckland.ac.nz/uoa/for/currentstudents/money/scholarships_awards.cfm?form=details&detailCode=800800

I guess the Head of the School of Music who I Don't even Know Who He Is must like me.

>.> I guess I can't drop the music part of my conjoint now.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Technological_singularity

And. Apparently, I have a Scholarship. I have, um, the Bishop Music Scholarship (Junior) 2006. I get $400. Yay.

Curling is such a hilarious sport. The NZ thrower guy looked really serious...and then you release the "rock" and then out of nowhere these two guys come along and keep brushing the crap out of the ice. It's hilarious.

Mothman prophecies - not too bad - I was really hoping for an intelligent twist (no, not The Village-esque), one involving a big brother mentality or something...but, no, it really is supernatural... some very nice visuals though.

ONE.

www.gwjokes.com/pictures/6th-sense.jpg

TWO.

http://www.insertcredit.com/reviews/ikaruga/img/ika13.jpg

THREE.

http://www.frank-p.net/bilder/funbilder/splat.jpg

Hope you had a good Post-Valentine-Fuck-You-Chocolates day! :)

"What is it this time, Walt? You got another winner for us this
time do you? Sha-ving - what's shaving, Walt? It's the latest
fashion, is it? And you think it looks really great.
"It involves a very sharp knife ... and lots of foam? First of all
you spread the foam all over your face with a brush. What do
you do then, Walt? You make the knife so sharp that it can cut
off your nose with a single swipe ... you then bring the knife
towards your face and you scrape it all over so that all the hair
falls off? You know, Walt, we've got skin diseases that do that
pretty well already.. ...
"Then what do you do, Walt? You wash your face, and then
sprinkle alcohol all over it so that it stings, but that stops the
blood flowing from the cuts you've just made ... and then you
put sticking plasters over any cuts that just won't stop bleeding?
You know what, Walt, it seems you can put your head into a
lawnmower and have the same thing going for you, you know.
You see, Walt, we've been a little worried about you, you know
... ever since you put your cape down over that mud. You see,
Walt, I think you're going to have kind of a tough time selling
people on cutting their faces with knives ... "

Student Loan : Yes
bonded Merit: Yes
Science clash: yes

ok!

work tomorrow. :(

;_; I find out today that instead of someone making a rock version of Dj sammy's "heaven", it turns out that i probably heard the original, by Bryan Adams. Again, I am fooled. A cover! A cover! I never knew. -_-

BONDED MERIT
STUDENT LOAN

leeeeeeeeetsssssssss cOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEENE

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Apparently (actually) I posted the same thing twice, so here are some bulletpoints:

KFC - all we're missing is U.
As we left Draculas', I got called Harry Potter for no reason. That is kind of bizarre, no?
The School of Engineering is so awesome they sent me a pack saying "congrats for being offered a place in Engineering" etc and all this stupid bullcrap. Stupid Engineering. :P

Back in New Zealand! Yay!

It actually felt really cold when we got out of the airport here...which is really bizarre considering it is summer but I guess that gives you a measure of what the heat in Eastern Australia was like. Anyway. It was a great time.

visited: All major theme parks (Dreamworld, Movie World, Sea World, Wet n Wild)
Rode: Lethal Weapon (five! five or something crazy 360 spin things), Vortex (quite possibly the world's most bizarre ride, in which it just spins round and you get centrifugal forced and you can go upside down like William did), The Giant Drop (in the Guinness Book of World Records as the world's tallest freefall drop tower), Tower Of Terror (a cart ride that operates on the same tower as the Giant Drop, the only place in the world where two rides are supported by one giant tower)

Imagine a massive track leading up and down the fearfall at rainbows end. Ya, car go very fast car go up car come backwards down - that's the Tower of Terror.

What else...log flumes etc etc have ride photos keychains etc William bought a rash shirt we own one now yay

Lethal weapon. Pretty crazy! Arrrrr. And then, wet and wild those waterslides, I can't remember the last time I got so much water up my nose ;_; fast etc etc

Australia Zoo:

Crocodile show was...okay I guess. real people in there is plus, not that much action is minus. Crocodile krunch their jaws really loudly :o SNAP Did you know Koalas have two thumbs?! (and they eat crap hahah told u) Kangaroos are cute, etc etc.

Dracula's Cabaret Restaurant.

Best restaurant I've ever been in :P mainly cause of the cabaret part. Entertaining it was, shows, covers (like all of them familiar like foo fighters etc) great food, spectacular ambience

It's not everyday you get served by a waitress called Syphillis :)

I had an Abortion. (cointreau tequila milk grenadine)

It really looks like an abortion, and it'sfreaking strong alcohol. There are also special instructions to drink it.


It's pretty strong if you just drink it, but those fumes really kick in XD Really nice sweet aftertaste, and really looks like an abortion XD

Also they had um, a cool thing where they fill up syringes with vodka jelly it was pretty kool!

Also there was a signed photo of Edward Scissorhands so. That was pretty kool.

Bought a cool T-shirt (which you will eventaullyayzyz see) and boardshorts.

Have a photo with Johnny bravo.

And yeah. It was a good trip. But now i have like a weeks of stuff to catch up on or whatever

Quick notes from the gold coast:

Koala babies have to eat their mother's crap to survive.
The Real O.C. is on fire.
Waterfront housing! Lifestyles of the rich and famous or whatever.
Beach! Loooots of sand. Lots.
Buddhist resort thing smells musky.
Web messenger is bizarre.
The big theme parks, coming up.

OK that is all i can be bothered to do now ok bye

J.K. Rowling is richer than Queen Elizabeth.

ALRIGHT!!!!1 LOL WA HAEV TEH INTERNET BAK TEH!!11!!111!1!1!!1 OMG WTF LOL STUPID TEL3COM EXCHANGE PAOPLE OR WUT SCR3WAD UP OR SOMETHNG AND ON3 DAY IT JUST DEID AND NOW ITS BAK AND H3RA IS AN AXAUSTIEV LIST OF THNGS I HAEV 2 DO BFOR3 I GO 2 BRISBAEN FOR A WEK FROM TEH 5TH 2 TEH 12TH VISITNG DA GOLD COAST I BLEIVA AND DEFINIETLY GONG 2 DREM WORLD SEA WORLD AND MOVEI WORLD WILIM WANTS 2 LAARN 2 SURF I AS USUAL DONT KNOW WUT I WANT BUT IT WIL B MOR3 INTAR3STNG THAN SITNG AT HOME DONG NOTHNG AS USUAL
+!!!11 OMG WTF APLY FOR STUDANT LOAN
+1111!! OMG WTF APLY FOR BONDED M3RIT SCHOLARSHIP
+11!11! OMG R3-EMALE FOR MANUAL 3NROLM3NT FOR A COUPL3 OF MINOR CLASH3S
+111!1!11 TAEK OVER DA WORLD
2DAY11!!!11 WTF LOL W3 GOT FISH AND CHIPS FOR FRE!!11!1! WTF LOL I WAS WORKNG (VOLUNTER!11!!!1 OMG WTF NO PAY)!!!1!! LOL A KID CME UP 2 ME AND SADE DA NIECST THNGS IT WAS SO SWET!11!!!11 WTF POR SUK3RS HAEV 2 GO BAK 2 SKOOL1!!111 LOL AH WAL
A1!1! OMG LOL MONTH A MONTH!111!!1! OMG WTF LOL SEMS SO LONG Y3T ITS ONLY ON3
I1!111!! WTF LOL HAEV FINISHED R3ADNG HARY POTAR BOKS FIEV AND SIX!1!1 WTF LOL DUMBLEDORA DEIS!11! WTF LOL SO DO3S SIRIUS!!!11!1 NOT IN TAHT ORDER1!1!! SNAEP IS A BADY O BAD GUY BUT MAYB H3 ISNT
DOGS
IRITATION?!???!1!1!1111 LOL OF DA GUMLIEN 2251!1!!!1 WTF LOL LITRAS OF SUGAR
HAEV!1!1! OMG A GOD ONE!111! OMG WTF

Lol, I won the thing.

http://www.ocremix.org/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=75545&start=0

Five? Six? I lose count.

This is the best Offspring song ever written. Yes. It is better than stupid "pretty fly for a white guy" or "original prankster". Those two are shit on the bottom of your shoe which Miss Hall gets angry at you on the inside when you traipse all over the music suite and leave your stains on the carpet and she cleans it up for you and you pretended not to notice but she cleaned it up anyway and next time you are supposed to clean it up yourself but clearly there wont be a next time since i dont go to macleans any more but still it is rather amusing imagining miss hall sitting there on the floor/carpet with her face scrunched up cause i left shit all over the hallways anyway where was i).

Look at me I'm fallin'
Off of a cliff now
I can still hear my mama yelling No No No
But the words mean nothing
Can't catch up to me now
And the view is so beautiful
All the way down

Well I was a little boy
Suckin' juice from a bottle
Believing my perceptions were oh so real
But I don't know nothing
Still knowing nothing
Was just enough for me to know the way I feel

This is life
What a fucked up thing we do
What a nightmare come true
Or a playground if we choose
And I choose


Look at me I'm swollen
Like a banana fish now
I'm never gonna make it out of my hole
But I keep on laughing
Doesn't really matter
There's dozens of reasons for explaining my soul

Well I was a teenager
Suckin' booze with the Vatos
Discussing who was gonna live to be 21
They said they wouldn't make it
They didn't make it
We're all naked when the day is said and done

This is life
What a fucked up thing we do
What a nightmare come true
Or a playground if we choose
And I choose


Don't know who made this all come true
But now while you're here
You just gotta do what you gotta do
Now if I wasn't such a weenie
Do you think you'd still love me
Pretending I'm an airplane on the living room floor
But like a lovely generator
You stand right by me
And if words were wisdom I'd be talking even more

So I keep on falling
As I'm looking back above me
Watching as my mama just becomes a little dot
Now I'm like De Niro
I'm amarillo
And I'll never know when I hit the ground

This is life
What a fucked up thing we do
What a nightmare come true
Or a playground if we choose
And I choose

Yes, this is the fourth post of the day. I have mental diarrhea.

I am listening to SOAP - This is how we party.

Wow. How did I get permission to listen to this? Parents cry over GTA now, but they don't cry about lyrics like

"This is how we party
Foolin' with your body
C'mon everybody
Can't get enough of you."

I guess it isn't digital rape though. Yeah, actually, on the way to the Maritime Museum today where I caught a fish (or rather, a kid sat there and waited and I pulled it up incidentally, which nobody cares so I'll keep going) I had the most surreal listening experience, listening to a eight year old kid talking about GTA. "Its cool and then you go to the ammunition shop and buy guns and shoot people".

Ah well. At least all the little kids with have killer hunter instincts and like fuck everyone else over when they get the chance! AK! AK! BOOM HEADSHOT

I feel sorry for the people who play tetris, unless they end up working in a polystyrene factory. Imagine if your life was moulded by what media you absorbed. Like. I'd be a bard. I'd sing, and things would happen.

Hah hahahahah as if

stop talking about yourself

ok

[Cobalt Chloride]

Apparently, this is used in the water indicators. On paper. It's blue. But then. if there is moisture, it turns red. There is a whole 0.2mol bottle of this stuff in our room. I remember when I first brought it home (for no other reason than it was shiny red I guess. and the thrill of stealing! the S in macleans is for Steal.) it was full. Now, it is 1/4 full. Where did 3/4 of 0.2molar cobalt chloride go? Hmm.

Well, that didn't work, you still talked about yourself.

But hey! Charlie Kaufphmahfahfan did it! And he's like, famouse and shit so, it must be ok.

Maybe.

Talk talk talk talk talkt lkatlkatlkatattlak talk

Today I was on call. I never got called. I turned up anyway. I get paid. Yay.

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Just watched Adaptation. Yes, it is witty. I like the self-referentialisticmism, but I really, really don't like the stupid bizarre random car-crashes or deus ex machina or whatever you call it. I think there must have been a better way to kill off a character at least. But maybe it's like hey lets do car crashes oh ok.

Maybe.

Also, Napoleon Dynamite. It is funny, but it isn't witty funny, it's...weird funny. Napoleon is a tard, but he has great Wolverine hunting skills.

It hasn't just been me, yar? It's been ridiculously humid in my house (and other areas) for some time...it's crazy. Whipped out the fan last night cause it was too humid to sleep. And then I couldn't sleep cause the fan was whirring loudly, but at least it wasn't hot and flustery. So I left it on.

And then I got woken up at 6.45 for no apparent reason. (William said the battery was dead. or something. :\ Sure wasn't dead)

I'm pretty sure i found my portable hard disk. Richard has had it. I have no idea how long for. It has a whole lot of stuff on it, like, House of Wax, which I'm sure is fantastic. /sarcasm

I've lost my portable hard disk. ;_;

Watched Napoleon Dynamite today. Not too bad. Doesn't really...have a point...but...excusable for this movie, I guess.

Adaptation is sitting in my house.

Harry Potter awaits me at Highland Park.

Cryptic! Have a good one.

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