lol I'm such a whore - bought everyone on "Friends for Sale" on Facebook. Ok, well, not everyone, but I own about like...10 people...and I'm in a bidding war for Jenny Zhao....yes....Sandie whoever you are, SHE IS MINEEEE MIOIIEEEIEIEONE

and Helen is mine too :3

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LOL ok I was at work yesterday right, and this dude farted in my face lol

he was standing on one of those wheelie things to reach the upper shelves, and i was behind him doing some RPL (pulling books from shelves to be returned to distributor), and i turned round and he pulled the longest fart ever...needless to say it was a challenge not to throw up

and

and

LOL

this CRAZY as customer sent David (our GM) the most bizarre email in the world lol....basically it's supposed to be a complaint about the 10c bag charge, but the lady obviously has a couple of screws loose in her head, so its sort of like this long prose-poem thing which nobody can take seriously XD

she calls us peasants, and herself the "soon to be heir of King David"

lol! people....