"What is it this time, Walt? You got another winner for us this
time do you? Sha-ving - what's shaving, Walt? It's the latest
fashion, is it? And you think it looks really great.
"It involves a very sharp knife ... and lots of foam? First of all
you spread the foam all over your face with a brush. What do
you do then, Walt? You make the knife so sharp that it can cut
off your nose with a single swipe ... you then bring the knife
towards your face and you scrape it all over so that all the hair
falls off? You know, Walt, we've got skin diseases that do that
pretty well already.. ...
"Then what do you do, Walt? You wash your face, and then
sprinkle alcohol all over it so that it stings, but that stops the
blood flowing from the cuts you've just made ... and then you
put sticking plasters over any cuts that just won't stop bleeding?
You know what, Walt, it seems you can put your head into a
lawnmower and have the same thing going for you, you know.
You see, Walt, we've been a little worried about you, you know
... ever since you put your cape down over that mud. You see,
Walt, I think you're going to have kind of a tough time selling
people on cutting their faces with knives ... "