Friday, February 17, 2006

goValentines Day potential! Here are people I am supposed to "match with", says OKCupid.
You see their profile first, and then you see my Authenticated Real Value Marking System (tm).


AngelicAssassin
Auckland (0 miles)

18/f, straight. 5' 7" (1.70m). SINGLE. Last login: Feb 15
We have a very good understanding of AngelicAssassin.
Tell-a-friend: http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=12744188831621517151


My self-summary:


I am curious , shy, looking for fun times and not really a people person. Im interested in spirituality, wicca, mythology, martial arts and goth culture and art. I keep to myself and the few friends i choose to associate with ha ve a loyal mate for life. I am shy when meeting new people and am not too interested in the standard drinking , smoking , using till we pass out scene. I like quirky, interesting people who are unique and like to show and celebrate it. I dress, goth, punk, army watever takes my fancy at the time, but ya wont catch me in pink. fine for other girls just not me LoL

What I'm doing with my life:
currently working and studying.

I'm really good at:
expressing myself, being a good friend.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me:
I'm very shy.

My favorite books, movies, music, and foods are:
anything by Anne Rice, Dean Koontz , Blade trilogy the Ginger snaps trilogy. Rob Zombie, Marilyn Manson, Evanesence , Ivy.chocolate.

The SIX things I could never do without:
music , movies, dark makeup , sisters, poetry, my inner thoughts.

I spend a lot of time thinking about:
Life, whatever is going on at the time. inner thoughts.

On a typical Friday night I am:
working or watching movies, pitiful really LoL.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here is:
I find it hard to open up to people.

You should message me if:
if you like wat u see and have no problem being yourself





Positives:

Martial Arts, if we are ever mugged she can die first. (+3)
Reads Anne Rice and Dean Kootz. (+4)
She works. So, she has money. (+2)

Negatives:

Goth (-5)
Wicca? Sounds like a household cleaner. (-4)
Doesn't think pink is a unique colour. (-2)
Looks like she never changes her clothes. (-2)

NET RESULT: -4

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Ice_As
Auckland (0 miles)

20/f, bisexual. 5' 4" (1.62m). SINGLE. Last login: Jan 24
We have a very good understanding of Ice_As.
Tell-a-friend: http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=2725387635132046829










Match: 73% Friend: 78%
Compared to females her age:
She's less mathematical
She's more loving
She's less kinky

My self-summary:


Im not really sure what to say but Il give it a go..Im an 19 year old gurrrrrl..obviously lol, Im into most types of music aside from classical and country, I love clubbing and hanging with my friends, Im cheeky, full of energy, love to have fun and love a good laugh, Im pretty adventerous, anything else just ask me..and aside from that Im not quite sure what to write lol

What I'm doing with my life:
I would LOVE to be a actress, but for now Im happy where I work, lol, and hope to take a course next year and travel a bit

I'm really good at:
reading..making people smile..listening..being hyper..good with kids...computers..singing in the rain..walking into poles..making an ass outta myself..being cute..faking my age~grins~

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me:
um..usually..so Ive been told its my smile :s or my eyes..I would ike to think its my voice but oh well lol

My favorite books, movies, music, and foods are:
Fave Movie would be hmm..I change my mind all the time..but right now its 'Save the Last Dance', fave food anything Italian, fave music I have a thing for no doubt..

The SIX things I could never do without:
My friends, my bed, my computer, my cell fone, my fave book and most of all my music

I spend a lot of time thinking about:
=\ honestly...um...I couldnt tell you..not a thought in this girls head ^_^

On a typical Friday night I am:
If Im in a good mood..out having a few laughs with the girls...if Im in a lazy mood.sitting Home with a few movies and a pizza

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here is:
hmmm...that...I have a funny lil toe~grins~

You should message me if:
uummm just people who like to talk and have fun really :s lol and just see where things go

Positives:

Doesn't like country music. (+2)
Has emoticon mastery. (+1)
Good with computers and kids. (+5)

Negatives:

Doesn't like classical music. (-3)
Prolific cellphone use. (-2)
Looks like she walked into too many poles. (-2)

NET RESULT: +1

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rainlilly
Auckland (0 miles)

40/f, straight. 5' 2" (1.57m). SINGLE. Last login: Yesterday
We have a very, very good understanding of rainlilly.
Tell-a-friend: http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=302388474714551701










Match: 61% Friend: 75%
Compared to females her age:
She's less old-fashioned
She's more adventurous
She's more arrogant
She's less ambitious
She's hornier
She's more indie
She's less mathematical

My self-summary:


it's weird, if i was being interviewed about my life, what i believe in,fighting social injustice.common ownnership of the planet,free expression, latex,the complete works of nick cave..etc. i could wax lyrical for ages, but tryin to write it here is..well..hard, don't you think?

What I'm doing with my life:
plotting..yearning..creating..amusing people

I'm really good at:
dancing,watching other people cook,climbing trees,bewitching animals,selecting amazing colour combinations for underwear(so very important)sneaking into movies,pointing at stuff, being handy with a whip..

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me:
my hair, it's long and so blonde it's almost silver also my ever present emerald cowboy boots upon my feet.

My favorite books, movies, music, and foods are:
tom robbins, richard braugtigan,poppy z. brite,augusten burroughs, chaos engineer.

faster pussycat kill kill, blade runner,wings of desire, alice in wonderland,heaven,welcome to the dollhouse..david lynch(apart from wild at heart..which is total crap)

queens of the stone age,shuggi otis, gillian walsh,nick cave,trinity roots,white zombie,kanye west,beck, jay z..so, so many more

tofu,dhal,honey,feta cheese, walnuts, vodka,strawberries, pacific rose apples.

The SIX things I could never do without:
a sense of the absurd. the ocean. princess ruby. bob marley. my libido. guava lip gloss.

I spend a lot of time thinking about:
the universe and my place in it. the perfect design of christmas lillies. what i'm gonna eat next. just general plotting on both a personal and global scale.

On a typical Friday night I am:
dancing. longing to go out. watchin movies. rolling out of bars in the early or sometimes late hours of the next morning.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here is:
that if i could change one thing about me it would be being happy with my extreme paleness and not longing for browner skin..sigh..nordic glow thats me

You should message me if:
if you feel compelled.


Positives:
Fights social injustice! (+5)
Queens of the Stone Age (+2)

Negatives:
She is fuckin 40. (-10)
Good at watching people cook, implication that she does not. (-4)
Some bullshit complaint about skin. (-3)

NET RESULT: -10

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Now, for gender equality and all that crap, here is a guy.

theconfidenthope
Auckland (0 miles)

18/m, bisexual. 5' 9" (1.75m). SINGLE. Last login: Jan 6
We have a very good understanding of theconfidenthope.
Tell-a-friend: http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=4050078158647503160










Match: 75% Friend: 73%

My self-summary:


I'm not an idealist, but although I know I can't change the world anymore than a butterfly can, I can't see myself ever being content unless I am trying. In saying that, I'm not one of those loud, enthusiastic grab-a-megaphone-and-a-placard-and-join-the-protest types. Well not anymore, at least. I haven't lost my interest in politics but it's just sort of going through a process of evolution. I used to want to be a politician but then I realised I would be terrible at that, then I wanted to be a journalist but every year there are like 200 graduates applying for about 20 jobs, and most of the newsrooms are full of bitchy upper middle class white girls anyway. So I'm thinking now about pursuing a career with the diplomatic service or NGOs and aid organisations. At various other points in my life from the age of four I have wanted to be a postman, an author, a travel agent, a volcanologist and an interpreter.

The sexuality question often pops up. I have had experiences with both sexes and they have affected me in different ways, yet with each person I was with, regardless of their gender, I have felt that same tingling, vibrant feeling of being physically and emotionally intimate with another human, and that is what is most important for me. I am not an inherently "anti-label" person - I think the use of labels can often be useful - but if I had forced myself to choose between being exclusively gay or straight, I would have cut myself off from enjoying some incredible encounters in my life so far, so this why I have chosen not to label myself this way. Some people say that they are born homosexual or heterosexual, I think we are born sexual.

I'm kinda shy and most people pick up on it, but in the right environments I totally open up. If someone asks me for my opinion on something that I have formed strong opinions about, I'm not gonna hold back.

What I'm doing with my life:
I am in my first year of an arts degree at the University of Auckland, with a double major in Russian language and Political Studies. I hope to eventually graduate with first class honours in Politics and go onto a Masters degree in international studies.

I have been working at a supermarket on the fringe of the city this past year, but will be handing in my notice very soon as I am moving into a studio apartment in the city center and will need a new job there.

I really should be involved with some of the clubs at university, but most of them are either branches of political parties (for which I no longer have an interest) or offshoots of various religious cults. I will try to be more involved this coming year.

I'm really good at:
Very little, unfortunately.

My life is defined by mediocrity - I can't think of anything that I can truly say I am really good at. I'm a good student, but there are so many who consistently receive better grades. I'm a good pianist, but there are so many more accomplished. I'm a good writer, but there are so many more lyrical. Get the idea?

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me:
Quite honestly it's probably my shyness an the fact that I'm not usually smiling.

My favorite books, movies, music, and foods are:
(a) Favourite books: Watership Down by Richard Adams. Fiver forever!

(b) Favourite movies: I am partial to thrillers and original, quirky romantic comedies (so not the turgid Kate Hudson variety), but I love films from all genres so long as they're good. A few of my favourites are Lilya 4-Ever, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Serendipity, Cast Away.

(c) Favourite music: Most of my music collection is singer songwriters and jazz along the lines of Joan Armatrading, Nick Drake, Regina Spektor, Leonard Cohen, Billie Holliday. Tom Waits, Tracy Chapman.

(d) Favourite foods: Lasagne. My favourite drink is a rum and coke.

The SIX things I could never do without:
1. My dreams and ambitions. What are we but what we want to become? I bet someone has said that before me, but if not thats awesome because it sounds intelligent and makes a lot of sense too. So many people have allowed the emotionless mediocrity of everyday life to consume them. It's very important to continue hoping and dreaming, no matter how content one is with where they're at. At least it is to me anyway, which is why I list it as number one thing I could never do without.

2. Cities. I will always live in one. The bigger the better. I can't stand being away from one for more than a few days, I feel like I'm missing out on life if I do. How do people survive in the country? Best city in the world must be New York followed by whichever cities are within driving distance of New York, although seriously some cities I would like to live in during my life are Seattle, London, Madrid and Moscow.

3. My iBook. Had to have a purely consumer good on here and this is it. Love it love it love it. I spend more time with this beautiful thing than anyone or anything else in my life (but I'm not a geek, honest).

4. Movies. I'm not one a Spielberg-worshipping film student or anything, but I live at the cinemas and I take my films very seriously, so if you're thinking about texting away on your cellphone or chatting to the person next to you in the same showing I'm in, you better hope your out of arms or swinging bags length from me.

5. Music. Love making it and listening to it.

6. Love. I know, corny, but for most of us I think it's true. To quote Celine from Before Sunrise, "Isn't everything we do in life a way to be loved a little more?"

On a typical Friday night I am:
Probably not in a bar with a lot of other people. I'm not excessively shy, but in an environment where one must compete for attention by shouting over the top of loud music, I never enjoy myself. If I'm with just one person, I don't mind, because they are automatically paying attention to me and what I'm saying, but once there is more than three in the group, I get unintentionally shunted to the side.

I may, however, be dancing in a discotheque. I love dancing because it gives me an opportunity to take part in a social activity with many other people without having to worry about actually being sociable (loud, funny and entertaining).

Most likely I'm browsing through Borders and then going to the movies.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here is:
I don't have any friends.

I have and have always had many acquaintances but also very few real friends. At the moment I have none.

Firstly, as mentioned above, although I am not a total recluse or introvert, I find it very hard to command the attention of an audience larger than two. This has meant that since the age of thirteen I've never had a "circle of friends" and that I've tended to form very close one-on-one friendships instead. No problem with that, except when those friendships end for various reasons I have no one else to turn to.

I am also afflicted by jealousy which I think stems from a fear of missing out on life. I often think someone is doing at any given moment. For example, if I am not doing anything on a friday night, I will think,'what is such-and-such a person doing tonight? I bet they're at a party, the center of the conversation, drinking, laughing, having a ball.' Whatever I am doing never lives up to what I imagine other people are.

The main problem is, however, that I don't really like many people. It's not that I think I'm better than everyone else - I'll openly concede to being vain, hypocritical, judgemental and sometimes superficial - but with my jealousy problem I don't just dislike people with predominantly bad attributes but also people with many good ones because I see them as being better than me.

You should message me if:
You're not put off by someone who is moody, confused and not particularly easy to like.

Weird thing to say I know, but I'm not really using this as a personal ad, so I don't feel the need to sell myself as this brilliantly intelligent, emotionally astute, sexy, mysterious, charming, confident heart throb. Although I do like holding hands and long walks on the beach.



Positives:

Can type without resorting to lol u r 2 y thx and k. (+3)
Likes beaches. (+2)
Music! (+5)
Mentioned Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. (+1)

Negatives:

Not particularly easy to like. (-2)
Does not like people. (-3)
Jealous. (-3)
Very good at little, or so he says. (-2)

NET RESULT: +1


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I hate OKCupid. It's so OKStupid ;_; what made it think I would be interested in nature freaks, wiccans, goths and people who refer to themselves as gurrrrrls? I blame the government, and illegal ninja moves.

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