Some random quotes from bash.org :

dphead> I think my cat is sick :(
phunqe> Why?
dphead> It's all twitchy and stuff...
phunqe> I'm sure it's just lagged.
phunqe> Check its fps.


+ChiMP> WHATS GAYER THAN ME AND STARTS WITH AN N!!?!?
@miz> nothing
@miz> :o


blade[fd]> i have this damn hole in my lips
stolenrims|fd> yeah, that's your mouth


* Nazgul thinks it's amusing when people are soooo anal retentive that they can't even pass up a single mistyped letter.
Rico||Sleep>: Anal-retentive is hyphenated...


Kosmo`> Why is it called PUBLIC hair if it's on a "private" part?
pakz> you moron! it's not PUBLIC, it's PUBIC
Kosmo`> uh... really!?!? HOLY SHIT!
pakz> what?
Kosmo`> hehe, now I see why my girlfriend laughed when I asked her "why don't you shave your public hair?"


[bytraper ] dammit where can I grab porn movies :(
[OpsuPup ] umm, try the internet
[OpsuPup ] i hear there's lots of porn on there
[Nemesite ] really?
[OpsuPup ] apparently
[Nemesite ] shit i would never have thought of that


Kennef> what was quetzequatl the patron god of?
tarvuz> umm
Wintermute> consonants?


inetd_> so many people at work are homophobic
inetd_> so i'm gonna ask random peoples "if you were on a bus full of gay guys, would you get off?"


DeathFist> hey, can u guys stop talking about racism and shit...its getting old...if you dont like it, then you dont have to own slaves, its as easy as that...

smadge1> Guinness World Records was one site that did consider exactly what they were hosting on the web, and made necessary changes. The record for "Most Individuals Killed In A Terrorist Attack" is 2823 people accord to one page on Guinness' site. Guinness has a feature were you can apply to "Break this record", and this option was placed on every page that contained a record.