The Adventures Of SexNet Part Two:

I just recieved this hilarious chat log.

WARNING WILL PROBABLY BE OFFENSIVE TO MOST PEOPLE WITH MORAL DECENCY - This is TRUE. Real people actually do this shit.

twohotchixnz is one of my mates. No, he is not a chick.

[18:01] hi there
[18:01] hi
[18:01] asl plz.
[18:01] 18/f/nz
[18:02] 23,m,US
[18:02] u got a picture?
[18:02] nah
[18:02] ic.
[18:02] what are you into?
[18:02] want to have some fun?:)
[18:03] u there?
[18:04] yes
[18:04] so what are you into?
[18:05] sex
[18:05] what do you like?
[18:05] feeling horny?
[18:06] yes i am horny
[18:06] what's yur name?
[18:07] * node is horny and wants to fuck.
[18:07] jamie
[18:08] * node wonders what jamie is wearing
[18:08] not much
[18:08] why are you slow?
[18:08] busy?
[18:09] i am touching myself
[18:09] oh i c
[18:09] masturbating?:)
[18:09] yes
[18:09] let me suck your pussy.
[18:09] if you want
[18:10] you like to swallow?
[18:10] yes
[18:10] I live beans
[18:10] *like
[18:11] * node comes closer to jamie and starts rubbing his hard cock against her tighs
[18:11] Do you know what four bean salad is
[18:11] * node holds her waist and plays her tits sucking on her lips
[18:11] no
[18:11] can you do me a favour
[18:12] yeah
[18:12] Take off my panties
[18:12] sure:)
[18:12] Do it~
[18:12] Quick there's not much time!
[18:13] * node slides his hands into your panties and touches your pussy
[18:13] * node takes off jamie's panties
[18:13] * node and starts rubbing jamie's pussy hard,oh baby you are so wet!
[18:13] listen to me
[18:13] let's fuck,i want to fuck your pussy
[18:13] i want you to put something into my pussy
[18:14] like what?
[18:14] how about my cock?
[18:14] no no no
[18:14] there's time for that later
[18:14] ok
[18:14] right now we need to make four bean salad!~
[18:14] open this can of baked beans and put it in
[18:14] tip it in
[18:14] put it all in!
[18:14] ok
[18:15] put in the baked beans
[18:15] * node opens a can of baked beans and starts to take it out of the can
[18:15] * node stretches your legs wide and starts putting baked beans into your pussy
[18:15] ooooooh yeah i like that
[18:16] puts more and more
[18:16] packs your pussy with beans
[18:16] ok thanks
[18:16] now
[18:16] we need to put in some more beans
[18:16] what do you make coffee with?
[18:17] coffee beans1
[18:17] they go into me next
[18:17] load them in
[18:17] pack it tight
[18:17] what do you want me to put?
[18:17] more beans?
[18:17] coffee beans
[18:17] this is four bean salad!
[18:17] ok
[18:17] got it:)
[18:17] put them in!
[18:18] * node takes coffee beans and packs your pussy with beans
[18:18] ooooh yeah
[18:18] harder harder!
[18:19] * node I feel horny and start to cum as I pack your pussy with beans
[18:19] what's next?
[18:19] Well
[18:19] that's half the beans now
[18:19] next up we need some more beans
[18:19] i am craving frozen green beans
[18:19] puts all the beans into your pussy and presses it with his cock
[18:19] load them in
[18:20] so what's next?
[18:20] frozen green beans!
[18:20] load them in
[18:20] i'm not full yet
[18:20] ok
[18:20] * node takes frozen green beans and loads her pussy with frozen green beans
[18:21] ahhhh that feels so good
[18:21] * node packs her pussy harder and harder
[18:21] harder harder!
[18:22] packs your pussy harder and harder,deeper
[18:22] good work!
[18:22] what's last?
[18:22] this is the greatest bean of all
[18:22] quicker baby:)
[18:22] i want to fuck!
[18:23] i want you to fly to england
[18:23] fly there
[18:23] do it
[18:23] and get
[18:23] get what?
[18:23] get rowan atkinson
[18:23] he is the bean
[18:23] the bean of them all
[18:24] ok
[18:24] as you wish
[18:24] * node flies to england and gets rowan atkinson
[18:24] ok ok
[18:24] now you know what to do
[18:24] in he goes
[18:24] rowan atkinson must disappear inside me
[18:25] * node slides rowan atkinson into your pussy hard and deep
[18:25] deep inside your pussy
[18:26] what's next?
[18:26] what does every four bean salad need!
[18:26] salad dressed
[18:26] dressing
[18:26] fetch me sum salad dressing
[18:26] ok
[18:26] what dressing do you want?
[18:27] you need to fly to italy
[18:27] and get me african dressing!
[18:27] how about if I fetch it with my cum?
[18:27] :)
[18:27] how about no
[18:27] you've got it.
[18:28] get me some dressing
[18:28] now
[18:28] before the bea..
[18:28] shit quick
[18:28] the beans are falling out!
[18:28] Quickly!
[18:28] gets some dressing and fetches jamies pussy with it
[18:28] already fetched with african dressin!
[18:29] now what?
[18:29] mix it with a spoon
[18:29] mix it now
[18:29] spoon my pussy
[18:29] before the dressing soaks in
[18:29] mixes the salad with a spoon
[18:30] * node spoons your full of salad pussy
[18:30] ahhh that feels good
[18:30] keep going
[18:30] its not mixed good!
[18:30] * node mixes harder and deeper
[18:31] ooooooooooh yeah
[18:32] so?
[18:32] so what
[18:32] are we going to fuck at all?:)
[18:33] not yet
[18:33] we need to make dessert
[18:33] lol no way!
[18:33] yes we do
[18:33] i want you to suck my cock:)
[18:33] please
[18:33] for me
[18:33] can u do it?
[18:34] can u suck mine first
[18:34] u go first
[18:34] please
[18:34] i want to cumm into your mouth
[18:34] suck my cock first
[18:35] hello
[18:35] i'm jerking
[18:35] u r a jerk
[18:36] you wont make me desser
[18:36] t
[18:39] r u gonna make me dessert or shud i find someone who will
[18:39] No such nick/channel