I'm very sleepy but it has come to my attention something that really really pisses me off.

So, my pet hate for today:

UNEXPECTED/UNWANTED TOUCHING/CONTACT

My oldest brother (Richard) has a very annoying tendancy of poking me in the shoulder. THERE ARE OTHER WAYS TO GET MY ATTENTION, ONES THAT DON'T PISS ME OFF SO MUCH. I hate being poked. I don't know why, I don't really care why, JUST DON'T DO IT. If I enjoyed you poking me in the shoulder over just going "hey", I would have told you. DON'T FUCKING POKE ME. DON'T DO IT. If I'm not expecting you to touch me, DON'T DO IT. If I don't want to be poked, DON'T POKE ME.

I hope you get the point. Don't ever poke me, ever again, or I shall be very angry. Sleep time.