I watched The Passion of the Christ yesterday. You can learn a lot of things from the movie!

1) Don't watch a movie with a room of hyperventilating Asians unless you really have to. I mean what with the brutal on-screen punishment, having a row of people behind you going "OOOOOH AAAAAAHAHA OOHAHOAHOAHAH TSSSKSK OOOH" is just slightly annoying.

2) 90% of Roman soldiers are bastards.

3) 90% of Roman soldiers are stupid and blind.

4) The high priest is a dick.

Yeah. Apart from the aftermovie sermon which I wasn't informed about and promptly didn't listen to it because I wasn't very interested and it was in Cantonese, it was a nice free movie. A very depressing, thought provoking free movie. Poor Jesus.