Sylvia Park Stage IV

Things to note:

ANZ and National Bank have branches right next to each other. Their slogans are sinisterly similar (Come in. Sit Down vs Come on in, we'd like to get to know you.)
You can now walk to Pak'n'Save without being rained on!
THERE IS NOW A FUCKING POST OFFICE YAY so when people ask me when I'm working I can be like yeah fo'sure get ur ass into PaperPlus
PaperPlus is open. Honestly, I don't think they will be much competition if any. Seriously you should walk into their store and then into ours

and then theirs

then ours

and it will be painfully obvious, if it wasn't the first time. I am almost certain we have more travel books than they have books, full stop.

Oh yeah i was dressed as harry potter for a bit today handing out flyers and stuff and holy crap it's a lot harder than it looks. the worst thing is when people take a flyer and throw it away in your face. they dont even have to courtesy to wait till i can't see them? cuntstick and yeah anyway i was walking up and down the mall and i got told off by security and it was like borders vs sylvia park

and i think borders won woo cause i managed to buy time by looking confused so the dude was just like ok keep handing them out for now, but i'll comeback

(sorry to security guard you're just doing ur job im just doing mine)


did i mention i fuckin hate sylvia park? its funny you'd think they'd let all their staff park at sylvia park but no apparently you have to pay for that. so now our staff parking free bit has been
moved so its not even in sylvia park again. at least its close

but its still a pain in the butt and they leave stupid bitchy flyer handout things under my windscreen wipers

and those fucking fat poly bitches who ride on those damn scooter things SLOWER THAN PEOPLE WALK down the mall

like wth

get off and walk you lazy cow you'd be faster

back to stage IV....

there's an interesting cafe/chocolate place to complement that boiled sweets place which was awesome and im so glad they had good business today they looked real busy like cause before they were in that little offshoot bit of stage 3 which people hardly go to but today was awesome so i hope it keeps up for them YAY GO THEM

oh yeah paper plus sucks did i mention lol such a depressing book store

i bet their borders shortlist equivalent, the e-club, is just as shit lol

yeah i know be fair to competitors etc

but honestly lol i can't not look at the store and laugh

maniacally

ok so yeah stage IV really isnt that big but theres many banks many

and A SUBWAY

lol i was sold on subway