I'm sure that nobody cares, but:

1) Reversal of colour scheme. Why?

1a) White is too happy.
1b) Black makes more sense, you know, considering:
1c) I am supposed to be a negro sign.

2) You will notice the old "blog_flame" image has been replaced by Suicide Bomber Barbie. Please invent some significant reasoning for this, other than "the background for the blog_flame image was white and I was too lazy to change it". Good examples are:

2a) The insertion of a female toy makes ironic justice.
2b) It is a symbol of commercialism's eventual self destruction.
2c) Barbie is much better than some random Photoshop crap you made up years ago.

3) How are you? I am fine. Today, instead of walking to the library and getting some books out like I had planned yesterday, I sat down and died a little on the inside. What a bother. Perhaps I shall walk there now...

4) What the hell am I using numbers for.

5) Thanks, Simon.

6) Eh, the weather outside is pretty good. I feel like taking a shower.
SUBPOINT (go ahead)

COUNTERPOINT (ok)

7) I just checked the library times for Monday, and, they are closed now. But tomorrow! I can go after work/volunteering...

8) I think volunteering will be very lame. I am extremely cynical and I will eat you, because my name is Tarurawr.

9) The last one was a FFXI in joke.

10) Ahahahah self-loathing and self-pity! Hurray! Let's have a party, you guys.

11) Below where I am entering this is the following text:
"Post and Comment Options. Keyboard shortcuts: press Ctrl with : B = bold, I = Italic, S = Publish, D = Draft, X = Insert X-Factor."

I was lying on the last one.

Hey man, What happened to the Numbers?

Why is Numbers in capitals?

(oooh lets make things seem more than they really are. GRANDIOSE! Grandiose.)


blue

Here is my opinion on the following:

Chairs

While one may find Chairs slightly erotic, one must deduce that the primary function of chairs is to support the nether regions of a humanoid form. Chairs have obviously not been constructed with tailed animals in mind, though with the way Dog-Clothing has been progressing, a seatery for a canine may not be so far off indeed.

Windows

Windows are rather nice, because they give people a false sense of closure, captivity and control. It's kind of like "hey there's glass there nothing can go in or out" but man, you guys are so deluded. I talked to one once and he told me that the regularly lets high moving projectiles and other assorted dangers through, so watch out. Never look out. Never look in.


green

Cups

The problem with using cubs (and cups, though this is a highly controversial subject) at restaurants is you never know whether the waiter(ess) (lets not be sexist, women can do menial jobs too) washed their hands between the time period of utilising sanitary locales (ie toilets, hairdressing, what have you) and the displaying of your cutlery and other assorted eating utensils. What is to prevent them from spitting in your cup and passing it off as a high-fashion high class edible goo?


okay, now you are just typing for the sake of typing

AND SO WHAT IF I AM YOU FUCK

I hate you, you're always there in the background being a little shit

youre the one who ruins it for me

no way man, it's self inflicted

nihilistic!

shut up, stop using big words

never

fine, be that way.


pink

Do you think the state of the world can be theorized with a simple, everyday object?

EXAMPLE ONE

The world is a ladder. People go up and down it all the time, but sometimes the ladder falls over and fucks everyone over. Case in point, the dinosaurs. They were totally screwed.

EXAMPLE TWO

The world is a sponge cake. It's full of holes, but yet it's really sweet. But if you have too much of the world, your teeth start to hurt and then you get put on a diet and then you get really annoyed. The world is not cheap, either.

EXAMPL THREE (Yes, I delibrately missed out thre e's.)

The world is a car. It may seem like you can control where you are going, but you are still following the road. Illusion of choice! HOLY COW ITS THE MATRIX unplug unplug free yourself

I wonder if you have been enlightened.

I wonder if I am just rambling on.

I wonder if I am calling out. (Batman help me please thanks)

I wonder if I am seeking attention.

I wonder.





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Hmmm.

Have a good day.