Cookies are way too tasty for their own good. If they weren't so crisp yet fluffy yet slurry and magic to the tastebuds I bet you the population of cookies would be a lot higher than it is today. Yes, I am eating cookies right now. Fruit and Nut ones, if you were wondering. I am 4/10 of the way through out of my 10 pack.

Mmm, cookies.