Monday, December 11, 2006
We could waste the day
Follow me into the trees
I will lead the way
Bring some change up to the bridge
Bring some alcohol
There we'll make a final wish
Just before the fall
Promise I will be forever yours
Promise not to say another word
Nevermind whats done is done
Always was a lucky one
Watch the sunrise all alone
Sitting on the tracks
Hear the train come roaring in
Never coming back
Laying quiet in the grass
Everything is still
River stones and broken bones
Scattered on the hill
Promise I will be forever yours
Promise not to say another word
Nevermind whats done is done
Always was a lucky one
Promise I will be forever yours
Promise not to say another word
Here forever deep beneath the dirt
Nevermind whats done is done
Always was a lucky one
Sunday, December 10, 2006
Saturday, December 09, 2006
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In the car, I just can't wait...
To pick you up on our very first date
Is it cool if I hold your hand?
Is it wrong if I think it's lame to dance?
Do you like my stupid hair?
Would you guess that I didn't know what to wear?
I'm just scared of what you think.
You make me nervous so I really can't eat
Lets go... don't wait... this nights almost over
Honest... lets make... this night last forever
Forever, and ever... lets make this last forever
Forever, and ever... lets make this last forever
When you smile, I melt inside
I'm not worthy for a minute of your time
I really wish it was only me and you
I'm jealous of everybody in the room
Please dont look at me with those eyes
Please dont hint that your capable of lies
I dread the thought of our very first kiss
A target that I'm probably gonna miss
Lets go... don't wait... this nights almost over
Honest... lets make... this night last forever
Forever, and ever... lets make this last forever
Forever,and ever... lets make this last forever
Lets go... don't wait... this nights almost over
Honest... lets make... this night last forever
Forever,and ever... lets make this last forever
Forever,and ever... lets make this last forever
(I'll never forget tonight)
Forever,and ever... lets make this last forever
Forever,and ever... lets make this last forever
(I'll never forget tonight)
Friday, December 08, 2006
Richard came home and:
1) Didn't say anything about downloads in the first sentence!
2) Redid the vacuuming - did a *really* good job, including ceiling and walls.
3) Spent some time with Kim.
I guess I was too harsh, it's not like I was any better myself.
Anyway; let the world know that Richard has moral fibre! Yay!
Got my work roster for Jan. Only workin one week, on call 3 other days in week 3 and 4. I should be disappointed I don't have more days but:
1) there are tons of ppl
2) i didnt turn up to the first leaders meeting
3) week 2 has BDO! so i can go yay
so really its alright
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BDO 110
iPod 500 OR shuffle 150
if i decide to get vodem, 160 ++
bike stuff will be like 200
fjkjatlkjastsh.
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If I could drum like Mike Portnoy, I would honestly never do anything else. He is THAT GOOD. Paradigm Shift is just omg. lol arrrrrrrrr WHEN ARE THEY DOING MORE STUFF come to Nz plz :( oh man oh man arrrrrr gotta stop listening to it or i will get sick of it too soon lets listen to westlife or something
Fine. But you didn't do a very good job. Being in a bad mood is not an excuse to be sub-par. Kids at the Rec Centre have vacuumed to a higher standard. And I think William said something about how you would re-do it? Still waiting. I don't know why I bother, I should just do it myself. Anyway, it's just vacuuming. I shouldn't have to tell you what the more important things are. No, they do not start with "d" and end with "ownloads".
To be honest, I don't know what you mean by "stealing company money" because you seem to have no qualms over using "company money" to pay for your bus passes. I don't use it to pay for my petrol so don't think you can stand the moral high ground on me.
Uh, in case you didn't get it, that was talking about bandwidth, not the mum fund. Mum used to pay for my bus passes. Just keeping the status quo, dunno what you were talking about. And you want to play moral high ground, I can display on the lovely internet for everyone to see what you have been downloading, but I am sure you wouldn't like that.
Don't try and rationalise why you seem to love irritating me. If you want help say so. William can ask me to do things nicely. Why can't you? You complain about me coming back and the first thing I say to you is "why did you stop my downloads" Well, why is it that I can have a good conversation with William and not you? Because he doesn't mess with anything. Try not touching my downloads and maybe the first thing I'd say to you would not be about it. Simple logic really. And I don't think you are in any position to judge whether or not I do enough help to justify anything.
You are assuming that it is always me who stops your downloads. Unfortunately, you can't prove it cause you're hardly home; it hasn't been just me who stops them. They screw us all over. Why don't you ask William? I don't want to involve him, but if you won't believe me, ask him;
we need the internet ---> your downloads stop --> we do whatever we do --> we turn it back on
I don't turn them off to irritate you, I turn them off so I can get on with things. You have no right to download 24/7 full speed when you are not present. You don't. Sorry, you can't justify it. It's household internet, not "internet for Richard to download unlimited BT". I think it would be prudent to point out that household internet should be for people involved in the household.
Also. Whether I stop your downloads is irrelevant to whether it's the first thing you decide say to me. Something that is not along the lines of "why did you touch my downloads again" would be a good start - you already know the answer and frankly I'm fucking sick and tired of fighting over the internet. It's not worth it.
Also, you seem to have the great fortune of forgetting to turn it on once you leave. I've already set it so that you shouldn't have to touch anything and yet you still do. Explain that one then.
Yeah, so that I shouldn't have to, but I wouldn't turn it off if it didn't help. To use your argument; Are you me? Are you psychic? Do you know what it is like before and after I turn them off? No. You don't know what it is like, because you're not me. The difference is very noticable. Ask any one of us.
You put all your stuff on the list, run away for a few days, come back and then get annoyed when it's not done. Well frankly this is a family home, not somewhere for you to stockpile downloads. Seriously, I check every night that your downloads are on. It's not my fault you come home before I turn them back on before bed, at the latest.
Not to mention my messages are not angry, "Next time you change something on my computer, please return it to the way it was when you finish. I suggest you just don't change anything because you probably will forget what goes where" is not angry at all, unless you make it that way. If I were to leave an angry message it would probably be more harsh. Or I could just not leave a message at all and do something angry instead.
Sure, because that would be exactly the mature side of you we've come to expect. Stuff like "oh i'm going to lock in my personal stuff to household shared stuff, and password protect my computer, so that you, personally, cannot do anything about my monopoly over the internet. oh yeah i will also run around to other people's computers and install stuff without permission, just to further spite you. i will ignore the fact that my downloads get turned back on at night, and focus on the totally unfair position that they should be on all the time even when i am not home".
Funny that, I recall you telling me to grow up...
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I remember when we first got this new and upgraded broadband, which you had said would improve stuff for everyone. I didn't really believe that anyone's position but yours would improve. As usual with your download obsession you get all excited over your bittorrent. And then we tried to surf the internet, and it didn't work. And then Jack told you to BT at night. What happened to that?
Oh. Oh burn.
I guess I was right about the only person benefitting would be the one who contributed the least to the household. Please do not think "oh, I vacuumed." Contributions to the household extend further than chores.
The problem is not you turning them back on or not... Rather you turning them off in the first place. Why disrupt your routine by having to constantly turn it back on all the time. Just leave it on. It would make life much easier for all of us.
How about: why disrupt our internet by having downloads constantly on all the time? We turn it off when we need the internet. It would make life much easier for all of us. Why should your downloads get highest priority all the time? Your downloads can go at any time of the day, but people aren't going to use the internet the entire 24 hour day. It's more disrupting to my routine to have to mash refresh to load something as basic as Webmail, instead of just turning your downloads off while we need the internet and then turning them back on for the night.
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I will have no more on this topic. It happens all the time. I'm fucking sick of fighting over what really should be a non-issue; we turn them off when we need to use the internet. And then we turn them back on. End of story. If you do not agree, please discuss with William. You don't seem to believe me. And if we forget to turn them back on, well, you can come home periodically and check. Your downloads can go on at night. People need to sleep. Ergo, while people are sleeping, you can download until your hard drive explodes.
Or you could move out. You might as well, then you can have all the downloads you want at wherever you choose to live; you can have a big download hut with your laptop and your desktop going 24/7 downloading all the crap you want. You don't even come home to sleep any more, anyway. Maybe take your clothes with you next time, you've already taken your shampoo.
But if you wanna be involved in this house, you have to play by the rules.
And don't bother replying to this either, because I'd just be repeating myself. Can't be bothered.
I don't like you, but it doesn't mean we cannot be civil. This home means a lot to me. I've had enough of you ruining the experience.
I can't believe I'm up until 2 in the morning with this load of horseshit.
Thursday, December 07, 2006
Pretend I have a position of responsibility. However, I don't do anything towards this job - I'm off doing other things all the time like partying and throwing stones at old ladies. On occasion, I come into the office and steal office stationery. And I also siphon company money on a daily basis to my personal account.
HEY THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE I KNOW
Seriously. How can you honestly believe yourself? I've already explained this like a gazillion times but here it is again:
IF you are not home, you should not get highest priority on the home internet. Simple as that. You are not at home to not make a mess; FINE. But you are not at home to help, why should you get to plonk your stupid downloads on the line 24/7? What was the last thing you did for this household? A half-arsed vacuum which even you knew you didn't do properly, in an attempt to justify your return home for something OTHER than your downloads.
Wow. Will you look at that? You're gone already, again.
Sure. I use a lot of the internet to play FFXI. Yeah, it's not the greatest of things to do. But I'm sure you don't want me to put online what you download. I think we know who would win that battle of moral right...
I don't turn it off to spite you, I turn it off because you do not help enough to justify 24/7 downloading. And everytime before I turn it back on, it's like you have this magic sensor that brings you back home for the sole purpose of checking your downloads, asking everyone in the house who turned off your downloads, leaving a few angry messages or two, and then leaving, before I return home from work/buying stuff/wake up/sleep routine (yes, i turn them back on SO OFTEN that I actually lump making sure that your downloads, ridiculous as they are, are on before i go to bed) to turn them back on.
I guess it's a catch 22. You're a prat whether you're gone or not. On the grand scale of brothers, you're pretty low. And you have to ask why people don't like you...
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
lol I got sent an email congratulating me on my perfornace in International Business papers.
i dont do any
lol sux to be them
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Maybe it's just one giant catch 22. He won't reach out, I won't do it either.
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Man, those Wonderful Copenhagen Butter cookies are, well, wonderful! AAAAAH they melt in your mouth like M&Ms except they are more interesting and remind me of the good old days. Copenhagen exports their butter cookies everywhere, you cannot escape.
lol @ Eric Case
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
Superspeed?
Superstrength?
Invisibility?
Teleportation!?
It's so much harder to pick a dumb one. Like, the Shoveller. Who came up with that?! It's genius!
Should I have:
Blurry vision?
The ability to transfer lint from one location to another?
To speak in reverse? (not quite stupid enough)
or...
HMM.
It's not that I'm not going to Grafton;
I can't go to Grafton.
Why?
Well basically:
- I complained all the time about my dad not being at home, and then Richard not being at home. Well, it would just be me doing the same thing (albeit with slightly cleaner intentions, self improvement and all that other junk)
- $8000 dollars is not something I am willing to just throw around.
- My sister needs someone to tell her to do her homework. William is too busy working. Richard is, well, I don't have to tell you.
So although it was a good idea and it gets me excited just like Ewan McGregor, I cannot go without being a hypocrite, and ridiculously selfish.
Time to email!
Monday, December 04, 2006
UnNews:North Korea pokes South Korea with a really big stick
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Washington DC: U.N. observers today accused the North Korean regime of continually poking at South Korea with a really big stick, causing annoyance and irritation in Seoul, the capital of the south. North Koreans have apparently spent the last few days lashing together thousands of bamboo poles with string. In recent days, when no one was looking, they apparently have been creeping up to the DMZ and poking at the south with their big stick while hiding behind some bushes.
They're sort of just doin' it fer shits an' giggles, I guess, said major col. Bucky Stratosphere of the U.S. peacekeeping force on the borderline. Sometimes we hear a kinda rustlin' and we see this big stick stretchin' all the way to the mountains. We just holler at 'em and they drag it back to their side. Some of the guys are all for goin' after 'em with the humbies, but I reckon' that might cause some kinda diplomatic inceedent, so we stick to hollerin for now
In Seoul, business communities have voiced their protest at being woken up by a prodding at 5am, or when they're on the phone or just sitting down to their dinner. It's really annoying, says one South Korean, I can't focus. I can't play Scrabble. Every time I try and concentrate on something, this big bamboo pole taps me on the shoulder. They should bomb the North back into the stone age for this.
The North Korean leader, Kimberly Ill Stump the Magnificent and Everlasting - Just Like Our Batteries - , says that North Koreans should be proud of their stick, as it is a heroic stick and it glimmers with hope in the last rays of the evening sun, and that South Koreans should only be poked in accordance with the Socialist Lifestyle. He encourages more poking between sessions at the chalk mines for a healthy mind and body.
LOOOOL OMFG lol that was funnier than the entire Adam Sandler movie.
INGREDIENTS
- 2 cups butter (about 450g)
- 1 cup packed brown sugar
- 3 1/2 cups standard flour
- 1 tbsp baking powder
- Some honey. I used manuka.
DIRECTIONS
- Preheat oven to 325 degrees F (165 degrees C).
- Mix butter and brown sugar until you can't tell the difference.
- Add 2-3 spoons of honey.
- Add 3 to 3 3/4 cups flour. Mix well.
- get your hands dirty and mush it all together to make dough. mix it all up. yes. yesssss.
- make them into shapes. not too thick but not too thin so that they don't burn so easy.
- Bake at 325 degrees F (165 degrees C) for about 20 minutes. or, just keep an eye on them until they look like they are cooked and smell like they are done, and are not a ridiculously dark burnt brown.
- Take them out to cool. They will harden when they are colder.
The icing is just 1 or 2 cup icing sugar + 50g butter mix well, and we added some orange essence (about 1/2 a cap) and then add some water, not too much but enough so that you get a nice thick mixture. once you spread it on teh cookies if it's a little bit gloopy you can put in the fridge to firm up the icingz k
Sunday, December 03, 2006
Saturday, December 02, 2006
Cookies. Um, whatever.
They are Manuka Honey cookies with orange icing.
Unfortunately, about 2/3rds of them are burnt. Cause, I can't tell what golden brown is. And also, I was fooled by the squishyness of the cookies while testing them in the oven. It didn't say in the recipe that they would harden up when you leave them to cool!
So yeah. That. They taste okay though, if slightly burnt. The icing makes up for it. Yay.
No photos. You shall have to come over and consume them yourself!
I'm not one of those who can easily hide
I don't have much money but boy if I did
I'd buy a big house where we both could live
If I was a sculptor, but then again, no
Or a man who makes potions in a travelling show
I know it's not much but it's the best I can do
My gift is my song and this one's for you
And you can tell everybody this is your song
It may be quite simple but now that it's done
I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind that I put down in words
How wonderful life is while you're in the world
I sat on the roof and kicked off the moss
Well a few of the verses well they've got me quite cross
But the sun's been quite kind while I wrote this song
It's for people like you that keep it turned on
So excuse me forgetting but these things I do
You see I've forgotten if they're green or they're blue
Anyway the thing is what I really mean
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
I'm not looking forward to the Holiday programme if every day is going to be like this, full of stupid kids, lying kids, kids who just stupidly get angry and run off and you have to go and look for them and then you sit them down and talk to them again and they remember the last time they did the same thing but obviously they didn't think it important enough to follow through and then their parents come pick them up and the kid just gets of scott free and ARGH
Okay.
I am at home time to loooooose minnnnndd in FFXI yaaayy
Monday, November 27, 2006
Saturday, November 25, 2006
Friday, November 24, 2006
| 13116 | COMPSCI | 210 | 0001 | A+ | Graded | 15.00 |
| Computer Systems | Lecture | Regular Academic Session | |||||
| 12798 | COMPSCI | 220 | 0001 | A | Graded | 15.00 |
| Algorithms and Data Structures | Lecture | Regular Academic Session | |||||
| 13669 | MUSIC | 204 | 0001 | A+ | Graded | 15.00 |
| Counterpoint and Analysis | Lecture | Regular Academic Session | |||||
| 11257 | MUSIC | 211 | 0001 | A | Graded | 15.00 |
| Composition 4 | Lecture | Regular Academic Session | |||||
| 13678 | MUSIC | 215 | 0001 | A- | Graded | 10.00 |
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yay
lol it took me 4 hours ;_; the grass was so long etc blah
so i guess maybe it was a slum. but it is our backyard and we (well, actually, probably my dad) pay rates so that we can have our backyard however we want it. so the message in our letterbox is still rude.
but! IT LOOKS LIKE WE WILL HAVE APPLES THIS YEAR! woot theres tons of cute little baby apples yay
Thursday, November 23, 2006
"Please cut the long grass on your property. People pay a lot of money to live in this nice area. we do not want it to become a slum. :("Okay. That's fine. You don't like our grass, cool. But surely you could have the fuckin balls to come up and tell us. I know it's long (cause im supposed to cut it, thats why its long). If you really think our lawn is separating the Macleans Zone from a nice area and a slum, sure, fine, okay, but don't leave some crap note in our letterbox, COME TELL US. We're not in a slum, I'm not going to shoot you if you come up my driveway or something.
Seriously. Lol.
:( so upset right now I hate people people = shit
lol
it's just grass ;_; how can it affect us all so!!!
Tuesday, November 21, 2006
my musical mind has just dirtied its pants and i need a new pair
Dream Theater - Instrumedley - OMG. SERIOUSLY lol
and then;
Richard Cheese and the ...whatever (i forgt what the band is called) - Their Best of CD omg lol
there is nothing quite as cool as listening to "Come Out and Play" and "Nookie" in Lounge Style.
Monday, November 20, 2006
Sunday, November 19, 2006
Friday, November 17, 2006
Thursday, November 16, 2006
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
I have decided that I am going to do the School Holiday programme.
Mon 8th Jan -> Fri 2nd Feb
I was orginally not gonna apply
but
all i would do is sit around and play ffxi
wheras i could get money
mopneymoneymoney
i still dunno whther to cancel my contract and tyr get my accomodation deposit back
not sure
hmrm.
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
Mystery the moon
A hole in the sky
A supernatural nightlight
So full but often right
A pair of eyes a closing one
A chosen child in golden sun
A marble dog that chases cars
To farthest reaches of the beach and far beyond into the swimming sea of stars
The cosmic fish they love to kiss
They're giving birth to constellations
No riffs and oh no reservation
If they should fall you get a wish or dedication
May I suggest you get the best
For nothing less than you and I
Let's take a chance as this romance is rising over before we lose the lighting
Oh bella bella please
Bella you beautiful luna
Oh bella do what you do
Do do do do do
You are an illuminating anchor
Of leagues to infinite number
Of crashing waves and breaking thunder
Tiding the ebb and flows of hunger
You're dancing naked there for me
You expose all memory
You make the most of boundary
You're the ghost of royalty imposing love
You are the queen and king combining everything
Intertwining like a ring around the finger, of a girl
I'm just a singer, you're the world
All I can bring ya
Is the language of a lover
Bella luna, my beautiful beautiful moon
How you swoon me like no other
May I suggest you get the best
Of your wish may I insist
That no contest for little you or smaller I
A larger chance set, but all them may lie
On the rise, on the brink of our lives
Bella please
Bella you beautiful luna
Oh bella do what you do
Bella luna
My beautiful beautiful moon
How you swoon me like no other, oh oh oh
This is quite possibly the most beautiful song I've heard this month. He should sing more songs like this!
Sunday, November 12, 2006
bought my sister a new number
topped up my phone (doesnt mean i'll start texting though >.>)
haircut
bought present
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its v. hard finding a party on puppetmaster :(
LFQ! they are out of tune but the arrangements are cool i wonder if they will let us use some for academyyyyy
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I should do tapes today, but i cbf
Saturday, November 11, 2006
OKAY. I get it. It's "better"
I clicked the thing cause I thought thye got it out of beta but noooo they didnt
I hate using beta stuff
its not complete
its not
its not
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So., Studylink
PROS
if you call them, they have this cool voice recognition lady and she asked if she could help and I said "no" (cause I wanted to speak to a person) and then the voice recognition machine hung up on me :(
CONS
thye hung up cause studylink doesnt open on the weekends d'oh
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So would I rather them have voice recognition, or open on weekends?
hm.
Friday, November 10, 2006
Thursday, November 09, 2006
>.> My sister keeps making us all milo and stuff its awesome
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So, how about that wind? WHERE THE HELL IS GLOBAL WARMING
Trees falling over, weird people rollerskating in ridiculous winds, signs detaching from posts and slamming into the side of our bus...
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Mow lawn.
Pass parcel.
Obtain gift.
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HELLS YEAH WOOOOOOT END OF YEAR TIME PARTYPARTYPARTY ok maybe not that kind of party. okay.
like i could have done better for my last exam
but
i dont care
i am not motivated
i deeply care about not caring
so
its over (it wasnt as hard as i thought it would be too, but then again i mightbe extremely trickeried and it was really hard and tricksy and i didnt pix it up :o noohes!
Wednesday, November 08, 2006
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==Big List of Things I Have To Do==
- Write a song for the band.
- Transcribe as many frigging tapes as i can fit.
- Get my bike license.
- and then, get a bike. but license first.
- which means i have to find out more - maybe call that school.
- Transfer PR to new passport.
- Make up my mind about Grafton.
- sub-task: i need money
- sub-task: work in the holidays
- Does that mean the Rec Centre (again?) or find another one? Or do both? On top of transcribing? Three jobs? Will have to wait until after tomorrow to think about it.
- Sort out Bonded merit - call them and see if they will send me another contract.
- Sort out student allowance.
- Sort out student loan.
- Get a prepay number for my sister.
- top up my phone (i am on $3 or something)
- Exam!
- Bike
- Money
The funny thing is, i'll probably just end up playing lots and looots of FFXI :D
you may be wondering where Lan is
Yup. He's just quieter thesedays, y'know. Not much to say
i love this song
Tuesday, November 07, 2006
Monday, November 06, 2006
Thursday, November 02, 2006
Wednesday, November 01, 2006
Tuesday, October 31, 2006
Monday, October 30, 2006
Sunday, October 29, 2006
Inside, I feel much the same.
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As the days go by I get angrier and angrier, somewhere in the unfathomable depths of the irrational. If you don't want to talk to me; sure. Don't expect me to joyously respond to your request for a reply.
The future sucks.
The rain just started to tear the sky open.
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The worst feeling in the world is having to rely on something which you absolutely loathe.
I think I've found the birthplace of emo.
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I hate you. You think you're so great. I'd like to fucking tear you down.
Saturday, October 28, 2006
What's the deal with my brain?
Why am I so obviously insane?
In a perfect situation
I let love down the drain.
There's the pitch, slow and straight.
All I have to do is swing
and I'm the hero, but I'm the zero.
Hungry nights, once again
Now it's getting unbelievable.
'Cause I could not have it better,
But I just can't get no break
From the girls, all around
As they search the night for someone to hold onto.
I just pass through...
Get your hands off the girl,
Can't you see that she belongs to me?
And I don't appreciate this excess company.
Though I can't satisfy all the needs she has
And so she starts to wander...
Can you blame her?
Tell me there's a logic out there.
Leading me to better prepare
For the day that something really special might come.
Tell me there's some hope for me.
I don't wanna be lonely
For the rest of my days on the earth.
Okay, alright. so this song isn't 100% accurate if you want to apply it to me. but. :D its still a wicked song
Friday, October 27, 2006
Thursday, October 26, 2006
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
Monday, October 23, 2006
Well. There is nothing to do but wait.
Unfortunately, he is too busy tomorrow to sign papers (as is legally required), so we can't do anything about enrolment to Macleans.
hold on
I have something intelligent to say on this subject
.
.
.
You disgust me. How are you too busy? I do not understand.
I don't understand the world.
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Sunday, October 22, 2006
FUCK.
FUCK. If I could, I'd disown 50% of the DNA in me. FUCK.
FUCK.
FUCK.
FUCK.
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
CUNT SHIT FUCK CRAP FUCK FUCK CUNT FUCK ARGH FUCK SHIT FUCKING ENORMOUS RAPE FUCK SHIT FUCK NAZI HITLER FUCK NORTH KOREA MURDER FUCK DYING ANIMALS DEAD BABY JOKES FUCK SHIT FUCK CUNT FUCK BITCH FUCK BASTARD FUCK SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK ASSHOLE EUCALPYTUS FACE FUCK CUNT SHIT FUCK FUCK SHIT ARGH FUCK BEING SHAT ON BY A GIANT BIRD FUCK CUNT FUCK REALLY SMELLY OLD MINGE FUCK CRAP FUCK SHIT FUCK ARGH FUCK FUCK SHIT CUNT BITCH FUCK PRICK NEEDLE DICK COCKFACE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK.
My world is crumbling.
But at least I got my assignment in on time.
FUCK.
FUCK. If I could, I'd disown 50% of the DNA in me. FUCK.
FUCK.
FUCK.
FUCK.
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
CUNT SHIT FUCK CRAP FUCK FUCK CUNT FUCK ARGH FUCK SHIT FUCKING ENORMOUS RAPE FUCK SHIT FUCK NAZI HITLER FUCK NORTH KOREA MURDER FUCK DYING ANIMALS DEAD BABY JOKES FUCK SHIT FUCK CUNT FUCK BITCH FUCK BASTARD FUCK SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK ASSHOLE EUCALPYTUS FACE FUCK CUNT SHIT FUCK FUCK SHIT ARGH FUCK BEING SHAT ON BY A GIANT BIRD FUCK CUNT FUCK REALLY SMELLY OLD MINGE FUCK CRAP FUCK SHIT FUCK ARGH FUCK FUCK SHIT CUNT BITCH FUCK PRICK NEEDLE DICK COCKFACE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK.
My world is crumbling.
But at least I got my assignment in on time.
Friday, October 20, 2006
Thursday, October 19, 2006
So like, I thought I had 220 due tomorrow, along with orchestration and composition, but apparently, it was actually originally due on saturday and NOW it's extended to sunday! yay! so I can focus tonight on my composition, and then do my 220 (finish it, actually, cause i did quite a bit today) on saturday!
woot
one
day
left
one
ONE
oh
the end of the year
woot
oh yeah
it's the beginning of the end
i
if eel it
the cosmos
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I actually got SPAM in my EC Webmail :( what the balls is that about
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
xxx|...|xx
xxx|..O|xx
===+...|xx
..||...|xx
.......|xx
.......|xx
===+...|xx
xxx|O..|xx
xxx|...|xx
xxx|...|xx
O = Me, in chariot
O = Two white guys in wifebeaters in a SUV
So I wanted to turn left. They wanted to turn right.
I went first. :( I even thought about it and decided I had right of way even, which makes it even dumber, like calculated stupidity lol
I was rewarded with the horn and fingers. I started to get angry but then realised I had just screwed up so felt really sorry lol but I can't very well stop
so
you just let it go
and don't fuck up again
(as if lol, I'm gonna screw up again, I know it :D )
Monday, October 16, 2006
"oh just cap it when you need to use it" is a fucking sham. Come use my computer. Try to check your email. See what I mean. We have broadband. This is not technology of the future, guys. This is something they offer at airports. Do you know what else they offer at airports? Free tea and coffee.
The internet state can now no longer be blamed on slingshot or Telecom, because I am the ever keen observer and:
1) Slingshot's network status is green (no problems)
2) I can see you browsing.
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So, since it isn't working, what can we do to fix it?
I can't very well buy my own ADSL. We only have one phone line.
I cannot very well destroy Richard's computer. That's dumb. And plus, there might be the miniscule chance it's not his fault (but it probably is)
So. What shall we do?
it is, at this stage, either:
1) Sit here, and wait five minutes for hotmail to time out, and then try again.
2) Hire a hitman (not logical, and the costliest option) (seriously guys, don't look at me like that, it's a joke)
3) Get some other internet.
Now; they don't do woosh here in East Auckland. Oh, no.
SO IM PROBABLYU GONNA GET THAT UFCKING BULLSHIT VODEM SHIT FUCK Do i really want to pay $60 bucks a month or some ridiculous number just so that I can go online at an acceptable speed? I SWEAR 56k was faster.
*sigh*
We shall have to retire and consider this matter a touch further.
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Point of no return, I paid the deposit and signed the contract today. I'll be in Grafton next year.
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The start of Michael Jackson's "History" has like...some bit of Ravel's orchestration of Pictures at an Exhibition, I believe.
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2 more assignments...
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My sister is coming to NZ! Or is she? Maybe if I put it online, it'll concrete and cement like solidarity.
That didn't make sense.
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Almost 9pm? where did my day go? Hmph.
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blah blah emo dark blah blah blah
Keep your chin up, summer's on its way.
Saturday, October 14, 2006
They are alright. You will see them in the house.
I am going to replace my tagboard.
I realised while looking at the photos that:
1) my glasses never sit square on my face >.>
2) i smile lopsidedly. like i have a brain disease.
lol :*(
HOW DID IT GO RAYMOND?!~ I CLAPPED FOR YOU IN MY MIND
k
[Darth Vegas. TOTALLY AWESOME. go d/l some now and xpnd ur muzikl horizn]
It would be fun to act out all 50 on film or something.
Fifty Fun Things To Do During A Final That You Know You Are Going To Fail
1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes.
Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn
it in a few minutes early.
2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the
secret documents!!"
3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long
answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the
integral symbol.
4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's
left nostril.
5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate
your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO
sure you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the
instructor is.
6. Bring cheerleaders.
7. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly
say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every
lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you?
Where's the regular guy?"
8. Bring a Game Boy (or Game Gear, etc...). Play with the volume at max
level.
9. On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to
refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this
question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be
creative.
10. Bring pets.
11. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of
relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the
country" and run off.
12. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into
very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas."
If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the
first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.
13. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.
14. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head,
and nothing else.
15. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be
as vulgar as possible.
16. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make
one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.
17. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame
it on the person nearest to you.
18. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
19. Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping
your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay,
be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if
they are allowed to stay.
20. Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another
seat, continue with the exam.
21. Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out,
start commenting on how easy it was.
22. Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it
is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB. BABE.
etc..).
23. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers
completely blacked out.
24. Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down
violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly.
25. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i.e. Threaten the instructor
that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to
go drink)
26. Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point during
the exam, you should start crying for mommy).
27. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why,
tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above
my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"
28. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
29. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on
a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until
they drag you away.
30. Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the
class is very small, and the instructor would recognize you if you belonged.
Claim that you have been to every lecture. Fight for your right to take the
exam.
31. Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say "you
don't really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is
on!!!"
32. Bring a water pistol with you. Nuff said.
33. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the
instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave
one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River
Kwai.
34. Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.
35. If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you
could possibly think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations.
If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.
36. Come in wearing a full knight's outfit, complete with sword and
shield.
37. Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the
exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.
38. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious...
like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing,
you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment
"Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."
39. When you walk in, complain about the heat. Strip.
40. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any
question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.
41. One word: Wrestlemania.
42. Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do
before concerts start.
43. Try to get people in the room to do the wave.
44. Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.
45. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you.
Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.
46. Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc... sent to
you every few minutes throughout the exam.
47. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs,
anything you can reach.
48. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90
degree angle.
49. Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If you are
asked to stop, say "it helps me think." Bring a copy of the Student Handbook
with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical
instruments during finals. Don't forget to use the phrase "Told you so".
50. Answer the exam with the "Top Ten Reasons Why Professor xxxx Sucks"
Thursday, October 12, 2006
Haha.
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Today, me and Helen both had massive breaks, so Helen nicely decided to take me on a Grafton Residence tour; felt a bit weird to just randomly traipse through the grounds, but I guess I had a legit reason to be there.
Grafton Residence is rather nice. There's two parts, the main tower and then theres a couple of houses surrounding it, I'm really hoping to get placement in one of the houses cause they looked a lot better with separate toilet/bathroom facilities that are much nicer, etc. If I get my bike license I can park it @ the residence. People say the rooms in grafton are small, but I went to havfe a look and they're just rouhgly about the same size of myroom that I have at home, which is fine for me + I already share with my brother so sharing won't be so bad.
Walking around it just reminded me of 7th form camp. How awesome would that be, for a whole year? A WHOLE YEAR CAMP.
But yeah, the only problem now is how will I get the money? If I manage to get a place in a twin share, the whole year will cost $7310. If I am unlucky, $8670 for a single.
*sigh*
maybe I will ask my dad to help for some. I feel bad :( but i dunno
Wednesday, October 11, 2006
Tuesday, October 10, 2006
Details:
Tuesday October 17th, 7.30pm @ Maidment Theatre.
So far it's just me and William, if you want to come along let me know and I'll book tickets for you. Tickets are 16.50 for Students.
I'll cover the $5 bookin fee. I'll probably book the tickets on...Friday? So you have a couple of days to decide :D :D
lol I emailed studylink hopefully they can send me another one, and as soon as I get my dad's approval I guess I'll just bank-email someone or talk to the friendly peeps @ the uni branch about the term deposit.
Monday, October 09, 2006
Sunday, October 08, 2006
Saturday, October 07, 2006
It's just that nobody realised it before cause we had so much crap.
You should drive by our house. It is rather hilarious. I'm pretty sure we have more stuff outside our house than inside now.
I like new room. Very nice. Way more room. Yeah. Just if you see it, you will understand.
OK.
Headache,.
Bye.
Friday, October 06, 2006
Thursday, October 05, 2006
EMOEMOEMOEMO
okay, phew, now that we've got that out of the way..
Alright. I see the light! At the end of the riiiidiculously long tunnel! Compsci assignment out. So that's all assignments lined up in a row, coming up in the next two weeks I've got (in order of dueness):
CS210 A3
MUSIC214
MUSIC211 Major Piece
CS220 A3
I spent couple of hours on A3 today. Could have done more, but then...I got lazy on Wikipedia and went from John Cleese to Doomsday, the villian from the Superman universe.
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My application for hostel is still pending. $10,000 vs freedoms
what a price to pay, eh?
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Didn't go to the mysterious thing on Thursdays that I went but now I don't really feel like going because I realise I do not get much out of it but it was a novel experience and I am glad I went to some.
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Met Kat! We had hotchips to fight the coldwind and yeah and then rode the 52horsey back to Eastside. She met a friend too! Helena? I think. From Dio. Yes. She has a brother called Justin who is 24. A graphic designer.
Okay, now that's kind of stalkerish and creepy.
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Man, I wz supposed to transkireb a tape yesterday, but...I didn't. I played FFXI instead !!! OH NO you say
yeah, but ;_; I got Stormwalker Frame for my puppet and it was just so much fun running around doing EM-DC at lv20, I just couldn't stop myself...
So I'm supposed to do ONE tape today (cause I can't do one tomorrow cauase got band practice, and the nSATURDAY is BIG DAY IN which means :( :( they will not let me goooooo BISMILLAH THEY WILL NOT LET YOU GO AHEM ok)
yeah
so like
im not...supposed to play...but...
I....I am just going to check my chocobo....
>.>
Wednesday, October 04, 2006
that will be interesting
they did buy me some mcdonalds to make up for it though so it's all gravy. maybe.
there was this kid with the KOOOOOLEST facepaint:

admit that's class
ok
bye
Monday, October 02, 2006
WET SOCKS ARE THE WORST THING EVARRR!!!11`11~!~!
So yeah, I make a habit of keeping ticket stubs for Howick n Eastern buses and all right, my wallet is full of them and suchforth, but today, I took the link and on the way back, stagecoach drivers doing ticket check >< I couldn't find my ticket, i think i binned it, so I nicely bought another one, even though the dude who was checking didn't exactly concretly stipulate that this was a necessity.
I'mma be keeping link stubs from now one too >< you learn something every day
what luck eh
LUCK. Oh man, Match Point is such a bad movie. Too pointy. last 1/3 was good, but 1/3 is < 1/2 so that's too bad.
Sunday, October 01, 2006
WHY THE HELL IS THE INTERNET SO SLOW. SERIOUSLY.
I should just get a cheapo dial-up or something, it'll be better than this shit I have to put up with. Seriously.
Why doesn't Woosh cover our area -_- stupid woosh
fucking hell
this is ridiculous
urgh
i wonder if you can run two broadband connections on one line. probably not.
seriously. urgh. -_-

