http://www.thisislondon.com/showbiz/articles/23314852?source=PA

lol.

If lies were cats you'd be a litter

I don't regularly had nightmares, but I had one last night.

Guess who was in it.

http://www.japanprobe.com/?p=430

FUJAMA.

Outside, it's raining gently.

Inside, I feel much the same.

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As the days go by I get angrier and angrier, somewhere in the unfathomable depths of the irrational. If you don't want to talk to me; sure. Don't expect me to joyously respond to your request for a reply.

The future sucks.

The rain just started to tear the sky open.

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The worst feeling in the world is having to rely on something which you absolutely loathe.

I think I've found the birthplace of emo.

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I hate you. You think you're so great. I'd like to fucking tear you down.

What's the deal with my brain?
Why am I so obviously insane?
In a perfect situation
I let love down the drain.
There's the pitch, slow and straight.
All I have to do is swing
and I'm the hero, but I'm the zero.

Hungry nights, once again
Now it's getting unbelievable.
'Cause I could not have it better,
But I just can't get no break
From the girls, all around
As they search the night for someone to hold onto.
I just pass through...

Get your hands off the girl,
Can't you see that she belongs to me?
And I don't appreciate this excess company.
Though I can't satisfy all the needs she has
And so she starts to wander...
Can you blame her?

Tell me there's a logic out there.
Leading me to better prepare
For the day that something really special might come.
Tell me there's some hope for me.
I don't wanna be lonely
For the rest of my days on the earth.

Okay, alright. so this song isn't 100% accurate if you want to apply it to me. but. :D its still a wicked song

Cheesecake is so good. Oh. Oh yeah.

hey kat plz tell me what your bank account n0 is so i can pay you back the 9 bucks thx

band practice today, not bad, i keep forgetting how the parts go cause too long between practices lol

apparently we are changing our name so ok lol

wry smile in my direction

Nervous Wreck by 48 May is a great song! Too bad I can't D/l it off eMule >.>

And has anyone seen the video for Moby's "New York, New York"?

One word: LOL

mdor0kb : DtDZfwu9bih : iu5od7n1

^_^

Weezer - Perfect Situation (yay!)

lol also saw the Paris Hilton video for that song "nothing in this world"

both videos are like the nice-guy underdogs winning lol yay

she has a really ugly nose.

So that was the teaser;

this is now.

http://www.asciimation.co.nz/#

*sigh*

Well. There is nothing to do but wait.

Unfortunately, he is too busy tomorrow to sign papers (as is legally required), so we can't do anything about enrolment to Macleans.

hold on

I have something intelligent to say on this subject

.

.

.

You disgust me. How are you too busy? I do not understand.

I don't understand the world.

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Lie with me, and just forget the world

FUCK.

FUCK.

FUCK. If I could, I'd disown 50% of the DNA in me. FUCK.

FUCK.

FUCK.

FUCK.
FUCK
FUCK

FUCK
FUCK

CUNT SHIT FUCK CRAP FUCK FUCK CUNT FUCK ARGH FUCK SHIT FUCKING ENORMOUS RAPE FUCK SHIT FUCK NAZI HITLER FUCK NORTH KOREA MURDER FUCK DYING ANIMALS DEAD BABY JOKES FUCK SHIT FUCK CUNT FUCK BITCH FUCK BASTARD FUCK SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK ASSHOLE EUCALPYTUS FACE FUCK CUNT SHIT FUCK FUCK SHIT ARGH FUCK BEING SHAT ON BY A GIANT BIRD FUCK CUNT FUCK REALLY SMELLY OLD MINGE FUCK CRAP FUCK SHIT FUCK ARGH FUCK FUCK SHIT CUNT BITCH FUCK PRICK NEEDLE DICK COCKFACE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

FUCK.

My world is crumbling.

But at least I got my assignment in on time.

FUCK.

FUCK.

FUCK. If I could, I'd disown 50% of the DNA in me. FUCK.

FUCK.

FUCK.

FUCK.
FUCK
FUCK

FUCK
FUCK

CUNT SHIT FUCK CRAP FUCK FUCK CUNT FUCK ARGH FUCK SHIT FUCKING ENORMOUS RAPE FUCK SHIT FUCK NAZI HITLER FUCK NORTH KOREA MURDER FUCK DYING ANIMALS DEAD BABY JOKES FUCK SHIT FUCK CUNT FUCK BITCH FUCK BASTARD FUCK SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK ASSHOLE EUCALPYTUS FACE FUCK CUNT SHIT FUCK FUCK SHIT ARGH FUCK BEING SHAT ON BY A GIANT BIRD FUCK CUNT FUCK REALLY SMELLY OLD MINGE FUCK CRAP FUCK SHIT FUCK ARGH FUCK FUCK SHIT CUNT BITCH FUCK PRICK NEEDLE DICK COCKFACE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

FUCK.

My world is crumbling.

But at least I got my assignment in on time.

o_O

Don't you just love it when you remember assignment dates wrong in the good way? (earlier)

So like, I thought I had 220 due tomorrow, along with orchestration and composition, but apparently, it was actually originally due on saturday and NOW it's extended to sunday! yay! so I can focus tonight on my composition, and then do my 220 (finish it, actually, cause i did quite a bit today) on saturday!

woot

one

day
left

one

ONE

oh

the end of the year

woot

oh yeah

it's the beginning of the end

i

if eel it

the cosmos

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I actually got SPAM in my EC Webmail :( what the balls is that about

:( Made a mistake driving today



xxx|...|xx
xxx|..O|xx
===+...|xx
..||...|xx
.......|xx
.......|xx
===+...|xx
xxx|O..|xx
xxx|...|xx
xxx|...|xx

O = Me, in chariot
O = Two white guys in wifebeaters in a SUV

So I wanted to turn left. They wanted to turn right.

I went first. :( I even thought about it and decided I had right of way even, which makes it even dumber, like calculated stupidity lol

I was rewarded with the horn and fingers. I started to get angry but then realised I had just screwed up so felt really sorry lol but I can't very well stop

so

you just let it go

and don't fuck up again

(as if lol, I'm gonna screw up again, I know it :D )

So I was going to post yesterday but the internet crapped out lolz

Titus Andronicus. Dramatique. Started out a bit slow, but got really intense (even though yeah, I know, they used red ribbons for blood, etc. suspension of disbelief was pretty good.)

K.

Alright. So the current system isn't working.

"oh just cap it when you need to use it" is a fucking sham. Come use my computer. Try to check your email. See what I mean. We have broadband. This is not technology of the future, guys. This is something they offer at airports. Do you know what else they offer at airports? Free tea and coffee.

The internet state can now no longer be blamed on slingshot or Telecom, because I am the ever keen observer and:

1) Slingshot's network status is green (no problems)
2) I can see you browsing.

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So, since it isn't working, what can we do to fix it?

I can't very well buy my own ADSL. We only have one phone line.

I cannot very well destroy Richard's computer. That's dumb. And plus, there might be the miniscule chance it's not his fault (but it probably is)

So. What shall we do?

it is, at this stage, either:

1) Sit here, and wait five minutes for hotmail to time out, and then try again.
2) Hire a hitman (not logical, and the costliest option) (seriously guys, don't look at me like that, it's a joke)
3) Get some other internet.

Now; they don't do woosh here in East Auckland. Oh, no.

SO IM PROBABLYU GONNA GET THAT UFCKING BULLSHIT VODEM SHIT FUCK Do i really want to pay $60 bucks a month or some ridiculous number just so that I can go online at an acceptable speed? I SWEAR 56k was faster.

*sigh*

We shall have to retire and consider this matter a touch further.

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Point of no return, I paid the deposit and signed the contract today. I'll be in Grafton next year.

Not that you care.

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The start of Michael Jackson's "History" has like...some bit of Ravel's orchestration of Pictures at an Exhibition, I believe.

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2 more assignments...

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My sister is coming to NZ! Or is she? Maybe if I put it online, it'll concrete and cement like solidarity.

That didn't make sense.

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Almost 9pm? where did my day go? Hmph.

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blah blah emo dark blah blah blah

Keep your chin up, summer's on its way.

Went to see the portriature photos today.

They are alright. You will see them in the house.

I am going to replace my tagboard.

I realised while looking at the photos that:

1) my glasses never sit square on my face >.>
2) i smile lopsidedly. like i have a brain disease.

lol :*(

HOW DID IT GO RAYMOND?!~ I CLAPPED FOR YOU IN MY MIND

k

[Darth Vegas. TOTALLY AWESOME. go d/l some now and xpnd ur muzikl horizn]

How can everything be moving so slow and so fast at the same time?

The holidays are coming.

I have decided I will take up the grafton offer.

maybe

dammit, no I'm still not at 100%.

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Who's comin on Sunday. I need to talk to people. I have a lot of issues I would like to discuss.

I still abhor chain letters, but this one from my sister is quite funny.

It would be fun to act out all 50 on film or something.


Fifty Fun Things To Do During A Final That You Know You Are Going To Fail

1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes.
Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn
it in a few minutes early.
2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the
secret documents!!"
3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long
answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the
integral symbol.
4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's
left nostril.
5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate
your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO
sure you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the
instructor is.
6. Bring cheerleaders.
7. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly
say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every
lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you?
Where's the regular guy?"
8. Bring a Game Boy (or Game Gear, etc...). Play with the volume at max
level.
9. On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to
refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this
question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be
creative.
10. Bring pets.
11. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of
relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the
country" and run off.
12. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into
very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas."
If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the
first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.
13. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.
14. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head,
and nothing else.
15. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be
as vulgar as possible.
16. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make
one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.
17. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame
it on the person nearest to you.
18. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
19. Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping
your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay,
be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if
they are allowed to stay.
20. Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another
seat, continue with the exam.
21. Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out,
start commenting on how easy it was.
22. Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it
is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB. BABE.
etc..).
23. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers
completely blacked out.
24. Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down
violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly.
25. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i.e. Threaten the instructor
that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to
go drink)
26. Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point during
the exam, you should start crying for mommy).
27. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why,
tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above
my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"
28. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
29. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on
a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until
they drag you away.
30. Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the
class is very small, and the instructor would recognize you if you belonged.
Claim that you have been to every lecture. Fight for your right to take the
exam.
31. Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say "you
don't really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is
on!!!"
32. Bring a water pistol with you. Nuff said.
33. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the
instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave
one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River
Kwai.
34. Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.
35. If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you
could possibly think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations.
If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.
36. Come in wearing a full knight's outfit, complete with sword and
shield.
37. Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the
exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.
38. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious...
like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing,
you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment
"Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."
39. When you walk in, complain about the heat. Strip.
40. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any
question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.
41. One word: Wrestlemania.
42. Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do
before concerts start.
43. Try to get people in the room to do the wave.
44. Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.
45. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you.
Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.
46. Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc... sent to
you every few minutes throughout the exam.
47. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs,
anything you can reach.
48. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90
degree angle.
49. Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If you are
asked to stop, say "it helps me think." Bring a copy of the Student Handbook
with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical
instruments during finals. Don't forget to use the phrase "Told you so".
50. Answer the exam with the "Top Ten Reasons Why Professor xxxx Sucks"

rrr cant believe i almost forgot,

Thanks Uncle Tommy for the ride home today! :D it was very good ^^

So, I spent all this time cleaning my room and house, and now I'm going to move out?

Haha.

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Today, me and Helen both had massive breaks, so Helen nicely decided to take me on a Grafton Residence tour; felt a bit weird to just randomly traipse through the grounds, but I guess I had a legit reason to be there.

Grafton Residence is rather nice. There's two parts, the main tower and then theres a couple of houses surrounding it, I'm really hoping to get placement in one of the houses cause they looked a lot better with separate toilet/bathroom facilities that are much nicer, etc. If I get my bike license I can park it @ the residence. People say the rooms in grafton are small, but I went to havfe a look and they're just rouhgly about the same size of myroom that I have at home, which is fine for me + I already share with my brother so sharing won't be so bad.

Walking around it just reminded me of 7th form camp. How awesome would that be, for a whole year? A WHOLE YEAR CAMP.

But yeah, the only problem now is how will I get the money? If I manage to get a place in a twin share, the whole year will cost $7310. If I am unlucky, $8670 for a single.

*sigh*

maybe I will ask my dad to help for some. I feel bad :( but i dunno

So, like, my accomodation contract was in the letterbox. Our letterbox sucks. It fell to the floor and in the wet weather, the contract got wet and eaten by snails. The annoying thing is it's the contract that got eaten, not the other 100 pages that came with it, like the rules and regulations and stuff. Urgh.

WOOT

I got 95% in 1st CS210 assignment, and 100% in 2nd. yay yay yay

Anyone interested in Titus Andronicus, apparently Shakespeare's most violent play?

Details:

Tuesday October 17th, 7.30pm @ Maidment Theatre.

So far it's just me and William, if you want to come along let me know and I'll book tickets for you. Tickets are 16.50 for Students.

I'll cover the $5 bookin fee. I'll probably book the tickets on...Friday? So you have a couple of days to decide :D :D

I got offered a place at Grafton.

...will need to think.

Need to put down deposit by 19/10 if I'm gonna do it.

DAMMIT I knew this would happen -_- I lost some important documents like my STUDY LINK CONTRACT FOR NEXT YEAR'S BONDED MERIT SCHOLARSHIP + the maturity instructions for the 10k term deposit I have under mine and my dad's name. urgh

lol I emailed studylink hopefully they can send me another one, and as soon as I get my dad's approval I guess I'll just bank-email someone or talk to the friendly peeps @ the uni branch about the term deposit.

LOL

harry potter bands? lol what


okay now also apparently there has been a south park MMO eppisoddddeee gotta see lol

I have decided that I hate people who speak 1000 words in the space of 10 seconds, where instead they could do just as well with a succint 100 in 20 seconds.

Three guesses what I was doing today XD

My gosh. Our house is SOOO DUSTY.

It's just that nobody realised it before cause we had so much crap.

You should drive by our house. It is rather hilarious. I'm pretty sure we have more stuff outside our house than inside now.

I like new room. Very nice. Way more room. Yeah. Just if you see it, you will understand.

OK.

Headache,.

Bye.

Back from band practice. woot 5 originals now. here is a short 2 bar demo of the chorus i quickly jotted down for piano.







if you want ot know what it sounds like youll have to find a piano.

OOH. TEASER. HOW EXCITING.

yes, yes in deed

"You'll find me here, lost in the song"

Anyone want to see Titus Andronicus sometime next week at the Maidment? I wanna go, but not by myself, wouldn't be as interesting...

MY GOSH U R FAEK

EMOEMOEMOEMO

okay, phew, now that we've got that out of the way..

Alright. I see the light! At the end of the riiiidiculously long tunnel! Compsci assignment out. So that's all assignments lined up in a row, coming up in the next two weeks I've got (in order of dueness):

CS210 A3
MUSIC214
MUSIC211 Major Piece
CS220 A3

I spent couple of hours on A3 today. Could have done more, but then...I got lazy on Wikipedia and went from John Cleese to Doomsday, the villian from the Superman universe.

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My application for hostel is still pending. $10,000 vs freedoms

what a price to pay, eh?

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Didn't go to the mysterious thing on Thursdays that I went but now I don't really feel like going because I realise I do not get much out of it but it was a novel experience and I am glad I went to some.

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Met Kat! We had hotchips to fight the coldwind and yeah and then rode the 52horsey back to Eastside. She met a friend too! Helena? I think. From Dio. Yes. She has a brother called Justin who is 24. A graphic designer.

Okay, now that's kind of stalkerish and creepy.

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Man, I wz supposed to transkireb a tape yesterday, but...I didn't. I played FFXI instead !!! OH NO you say

yeah, but ;_; I got Stormwalker Frame for my puppet and it was just so much fun running around doing EM-DC at lv20, I just couldn't stop myself...

So I'm supposed to do ONE tape today (cause I can't do one tomorrow cauase got band practice, and the nSATURDAY is BIG DAY IN which means :( :( they will not let me goooooo BISMILLAH THEY WILL NOT LET YOU GO AHEM ok)

yeah

so like

im not...supposed to play...but...

I....I am just going to check my chocobo....

>.>

so today at work it was Fashion Runway or something. So like, the other volunteer/assistants decided to make me a dress, because earlier in the morning I highlighted my absolute noobness in the field of women's clothing and didn't make the distinction that a skirt was only the bottom piece and a dress was a full-one-piece. ANYWAY. So i have stupid garish flowery skirt thing with a bizarre reverse-corset, and the H&P Times photographer lady waltzes in, and I get my photo taken -_- so lol

that will be interesting

they did buy me some mcdonalds to make up for it though so it's all gravy. maybe.

there was this kid with the KOOOOOLEST facepaint:














admit that's class


ok

bye

So yeah. Lovely weather we're having, eh?

WET SOCKS ARE THE WORST THING EVARRR!!!11`11~!~!

So yeah, I make a habit of keeping ticket stubs for Howick n Eastern buses and all right, my wallet is full of them and suchforth, but today, I took the link and on the way back, stagecoach drivers doing ticket check >< I couldn't find my ticket, i think i binned it, so I nicely bought another one, even though the dude who was checking didn't exactly concretly stipulate that this was a necessity.

I'mma be keeping link stubs from now one too >< you learn something every day

what luck eh

LUCK. Oh man, Match Point is such a bad movie. Too pointy. last 1/3 was good, but 1/3 is < 1/2 so that's too bad.

The cat's out of the bag, now...

I AM REALLY SICK OF THIS.

WHY THE HELL IS THE INTERNET SO SLOW. SERIOUSLY.

I should just get a cheapo dial-up or something, it'll be better than this shit I have to put up with. Seriously.

Why doesn't Woosh cover our area -_- stupid woosh

fucking hell

this is ridiculous

urgh

i wonder if you can run two broadband connections on one line. probably not.

seriously. urgh. -_-